The Christmas Thread

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FosseFilberto said:
...fcukin maths teachers ...no wonder they get the 'odd' sock lobbed at them ... :)
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I have saved the piss sock and am putting it out as a stocking on Xmas eve in the hope that santa visits me first. That way, after he touches it, every kids toy will stink of stale piss.
That way I get to **** off the happy fat bastard and get to ruin every child's love of Xmas... win win really!
 
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I won the Christmas calendar competition at School when I was 10 years old. Still remember it, getting a round of applause in assembly and a £1.50 voucher off my next purchase from the Book Club.

Christmas was good back then when it snowed.
 
Spurlock said:
I won the Christmas calendar competition at School when I was 10 years old. Still remember it, getting a round of applause in assembly and a £1.50 voucher off my next purchase from the Book Club.

Christmas was good back then when it snowed.
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Wow ... only one kid in your school could count to 31? ... and they try and tell us that education standards are getting better year by year .... :)
 
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Spurlock said:
I won the Christmas calendar competition at School when I was 10 years old. Still remember it, getting a round of applause in assembly and a £1.50 voucher off my next purchase from the Book Club.

Christmas was good back then when it snowed.
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Wow a Christmas colander! You don't see many of them.
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FosseFilberto said:
Wow ... only one kid in your school could count to 31? ... and they try and tell us that education standards are getting better year by year .... :)
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He he yes Fosse...forgot you around today, should have clarified, the competition was to design the front cover of the calendar for the following year.
 
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Anyone else partake in the Boxing Day match? I go every year, usually with my brother in law but he's not in the country this year.

Got offered United v Sunderland and Swansea v West Ham.

Am going to the Swansea game, basically because it's way too much mither trying to get up early on Boxing day with a hangover to drive to Manchester and then drive back again for the 27th, when my parents will be making the very same trip for their visit.

Instead, I get to watch Dmitri Payet stick a couple past the floundering Fabianski and have a few pints.
 
Boxing day football is one of the best things about Christmas.

By far the best fixture of the season. We've got Everton at home this year.
 
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Deary ****ing me... 150 posts on a Christmas thread in the middle of November <doh>

We haven't even got a Boxing Day game this year. Gutted by that <wah>
 
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Spurlock said:
The guy^^^^ Who's house I usually look at and roll my eyes at when I walk past it during December.
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We keep it quite stylish...if that's possible. White lights only, no garish multi coloured Santa lights.

I'm a big kid when it comes to Christmas as I get a proper kick out of seeing the Mini Stans excited about it.

I spend ages doing their Portable North Pole messages from Santa!
 
Stan said:
We keep it quite stylish...if that's possible. White lights only, no garish multi coloured Santa lights.

I'm a big kid when it comes to Christmas as I get a proper kick out of seeing the Mini Stans excited about it.

I spend ages doing their Portable North Pole messages from Santa!
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Who's Santa this year?

You and Mrs Stan got matching jumpers?

Do you go Carol singing and attend Christmas Mass?
 
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