The Christmas Thread

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Being absolutely smashed then smoking a joint is pretty lethal. Forgot that.

Spent half hour laughing at anything and everything my Mrs said for about half hour then proceeded to have a funny turn and passed out.

Didn't get to watch inferno as the stream kept dropping out.

Just making a full English using some rather special sausages. Black pudding, hash browns, bacon and large flat mushrooms.

Going to need to lose a stone in January.
 
Sweats. said:
Being absolutely smashed then smoking a joint is pretty lethal. Forgot that.

Spent half hour laughing at anything and everything my Mrs said for about half hour then proceeded to have a funny turn and passed out.

Didn't get to watch inferno as the stream kept dropping out.

Just making a full English using some rather special sausages. Black pudding, hash browns, bacon and large flat mushrooms.

Going to need to lose a stone in January.
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If your streams are dropping out buy some Ethernet plugs.
 
I feel ok. Had to stop drinking for a bit yesterday. Didn't get far into my bottle of red when we got in. Forgot that smoking weed makes the inside of your mouth drier than the Sahara
 
Big Ern said:
well, that was my original complaint, I told him he could waste his dope putting in a filter but he could go **** himself if he thought I'd waste mine, but surprisingly there isn't really that much of a difference, getting stoned wise, between the two. on a side note the Spanish make the worst roaches ever, the tear off the end of a cigarette and use that for a roach, so you're constantly spitting out tobacco once the spliff is about 1/3rd of the way down.
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Rizla card for me back in the day, but a sure sign of a ganja smoker if I ever got pulled by the cops <laugh>
 
Treble said:
Rizla card for me back in the day, but a sure sign of a ganja smoker if I ever got pulled by the cops <laugh>
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The last time I was in California, a plumber friend of mine gave me a little pipe that he'd made from bits of copper pipe and elbow joints. He said if the Cops ever pull you over, just unscrew the pipe and chuck it in the back, they'll never know what it is. That said, the cops in California are pretty relaxed about weed, but if they catch you drink driving, then it's straight in the cells no questions asked.
 
Sweats. said:
Being absolutely smashed then smoking a joint is pretty lethal. Forgot that.

Spent half hour laughing at anything and everything my Mrs said for about half hour then proceeded to have a funny turn and passed out.

Didn't get to watch inferno as the stream kept dropping out.

Just making a full English using some rather special sausages. Black pudding, hash browns, bacon and large flat mushrooms.

Going to need to lose a stone in January.
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haha, same happened to my mum a few christmas's ago. I'd bought 1/2 of solid and made it into some brownies, promised my mum she could have one. When I got there she was a bit pissed, so I said she couldn't have any as it wasn't a good way to do it (being stoned and then drinking, that's fine.) But like a little kid, she just grabbed a handful of them and stuffed them in her mouth, giggling at me in defiance. Half hour later she was throwing a whitey and had to go to bed and miss dinner.
Needless to say she hasn't wanted to try them since, despite me constantly telling her it was her own fault for not listening. Parents huh, always think they know better.......
 
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Big Ern said:
haha, same happened to my mum a few christmas's ago. I'd bought 1/2 of solid and made it into some brownies, promised my mum she could have one. When I got there she was a bit pissed, so I said she couldn't have any as it wasn't a good way to do it (being stoned and then drinking, that's fine.) But like a little kid, she just grabbed a handful of them and stuffed them in her mouth, giggling at me in defiance. Half hour later she was throwing a whitey and had to go to bed and miss dinner.
Needless to say she hasn't wanted to try them since, despite me constantly telling her it was her own fault for not listening. Parents huh, always think they know better.......
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<laugh>
 
Big Ern said:
haha, same happened to my mum a few christmas's ago. I'd bought 1/2 of solid and made it into some brownies, promised my mum she could have one. When I got there she was a bit pissed, so I said she couldn't have any as it wasn't a good way to do it (being stoned and then drinking, that's fine.) But like a little kid, she just grabbed a handful of them and stuffed them in her mouth, giggling at me in defiance. Half hour later she was throwing a whitey and had to go to bed and miss dinner.
Needless to say she hasn't wanted to try them since, despite me constantly telling her it was her own fault for not listening. Parents huh, always think they know better.......
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I make some amazing butter.
I often use it in baking, love the high off edibles, seems more reflective than toking a joint.
 
Skylarker said:
I make some amazing butter.
I often use it in baking, love the high off edibles, seems more reflective than toking a joint.
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Hash is much stronger if you melt it into butter, the heat releases more cannabinoids, where as burning them destroys them. Also much healthier to eat it than smoke it. Although nothing can replace the ritual of making a fat joint and watching that thick blue smoke rising.
 
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PISKIE said:
Hash is much stronger if you melt it into butter, the heat releases more cannabinoids, where as burning them destroys them. Also much healthier to eat it than smoke it. Although nothing can replace the ritual of making a fat joint and watching that thick blue smoke rising.
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I think vaping a 10 bag in a volcano beats watching the thick smoke rise, if you're able to watch anything by that point!

Vaping erb is the way forward. Proper melts you.

If I smoke it I don't use tobacco, so it's quite a wasteful routine.
 
Well, just watched relegation certs.

Witnessing Bob Bradley on the sideline is like me coaching my U7's, equally as clueless and helpless. The bloke is out of his depth and needs putting out of his misery, quick.

Good win for United though. <ok>

Playing golf tomorrow. I can't put into words how much I can not ****ing wait to tee off in the morning.

Currently polishing off a bottle of Prosecco I found open in the fridge; bubble and squeak leftovers and turkey for tea.
 
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