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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 15, 2016.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Being absolutely smashed then smoking a joint is pretty lethal. Forgot that.

    Spent half hour laughing at anything and everything my Mrs said for about half hour then proceeded to have a funny turn and passed out.

    Didn't get to watch inferno as the stream kept dropping out.

    Just making a full English using some rather special sausages. Black pudding, hash browns, bacon and large flat mushrooms.

    Going to need to lose a stone in January.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    If your streams are dropping out buy some Ethernet plugs.
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Got Joey Bartons book...should be a good read dickhead that he is.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh> Same, had three spliffs and went awol laughing at anything & everything.
     
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  5. Stan

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    In the pub drinking Guinness.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    I'd kill for one of those Stan, got the hangover from hell
     
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  7. Sweats

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    I feel ok. Had to stop drinking for a bit yesterday. Didn't get far into my bottle of red when we got in. Forgot that smoking weed makes the inside of your mouth drier than the Sahara
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Tell me about it, drier than a nuns chuff!
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Forgot yesterday when I was at the pub that feeds lonely pensioners and homeless folk, I set up one old boy who served in the same regiment as my great grandad with an old girl.

    This was the result when I left

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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    In Wales they don't have wired or wireless internet, only sheep with ones or zeros painted on their sides.
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Rizla card for me back in the day, but a sure sign of a ganja smoker if I ever got pulled by the cops <laugh>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    Well FIFA is all done, only took 30 hours.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    The last time I was in California, a plumber friend of mine gave me a little pipe that he'd made from bits of copper pipe and elbow joints. He said if the Cops ever pull you over, just unscrew the pipe and chuck it in the back, they'll never know what it is. That said, the cops in California are pretty relaxed about weed, but if they catch you drink driving, then it's straight in the cells no questions asked.
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    haha, same happened to my mum a few christmas's ago. I'd bought 1/2 of solid and made it into some brownies, promised my mum she could have one. When I got there she was a bit pissed, so I said she couldn't have any as it wasn't a good way to do it (being stoned and then drinking, that's fine.) But like a little kid, she just grabbed a handful of them and stuffed them in her mouth, giggling at me in defiance. Half hour later she was throwing a whitey and had to go to bed and miss dinner.
    Needless to say she hasn't wanted to try them since, despite me constantly telling her it was her own fault for not listening. Parents huh, always think they know better.......
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    I make some amazing butter.
    I often use it in baking, love the high off edibles, seems more reflective than toking a joint.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Hash is much stronger if you melt it into butter, the heat releases more cannabinoids, where as burning them destroys them. Also much healthier to eat it than smoke it. Although nothing can replace the ritual of making a fat joint and watching that thick blue smoke rising.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    I think vaping a 10 bag in a volcano beats watching the thick smoke rise, if you're able to watch anything by that point!

    Vaping erb is the way forward. Proper melts you.

    If I smoke it I don't use tobacco, so it's quite a wasteful routine.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Well, just watched relegation certs.

    Witnessing Bob Bradley on the sideline is like me coaching my U7's, equally as clueless and helpless. The bloke is out of his depth and needs putting out of his misery, quick.

    Good win for United though. <ok>

    Playing golf tomorrow. I can't put into words how much I can not ****ing wait to tee off in the morning.

    Currently polishing off a bottle of Prosecco I found open in the fridge; bubble and squeak leftovers and turkey for tea.
     
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  20. Zanjinho

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    Got two actually ;)
     
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