I've got to wrap presents now. I'm unbelievably **** at it.

I've got to wrap a dressing gown.
How the **** do you wrap a dressing gown?

I've got to wrap a dressing gown.
How the **** do you wrap a dressing gown?
. when I had to take it back after Xmas, the rather attractive sales assistant added to my shame by cracking up laughing as I took it all out the bag and commented ... "You won't believe how many guys we've had returning stuff today ... and it's always the red and black!!! alaways!! .. you lot never learn" .... cheeky bitch only got away with it because I was preoccupied looking at hr tits
...For Xmas beer, Sam Adams is just the business. Expensive, but more depth than any other lager I've tried
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Most of it is made in bloody Surrey though. Hate that!

That used to be true.I like a proper pint of Guniess in the colder months but it just isn't the same from bottles or cans as it is on draft in Ireland ... closest you can get is at the Cheltenham race festival in March where they have dedicated bars set up for the Oirish![]()
That used to be true.
There's no difference nowadays, if it's kept properly. It's all brewed in Dublin now.

It's brewed here by Shepherd Neame. No problem with that.Most of it is made in bloody Surrey though. Hate that!
It's brewed here by Shepherd Neame. No problem with that.
I've got to wrap a dressing gown.
How the **** do you wrap a dressing gown?