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Bastard roller shutter garage door has decided to stop working just when the manufacturer has stopped its employees from visiting customers :emoticon-0121-angry
That’s handy <laugh>

Electric or manual? If it’s the latter you checked the chain hasn’t come off the top cog?
 
course he doesn't !
i mean what kind of loon fills his valuable dumping ground with a car FFS
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Fill it full of ****.

Think for ages, I filled my garage full of ****.

Think for an equal amount of time, I should probably sort most of that **** out.

Eventually tackle the ****, numerous tip visits, tidying, maybe even some new shelves.

**** gone, the remainder of the **** and some decent stuff - organised.

Look at the space and think - we could park a car in here.

Fill it full of **** again.

Rinse and repeat.
 
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Fill it full of ****.

Think for ages, I filled my garage full of ****.

Think for an equal amount of time, I should probably sort most of that **** out.

Eventually tackle the ****, numerous tip visits, tidying, maybe even some new shelves.

**** gone, the remainder of the **** and some decent stuff - organised.

Look at the space and think - we could park a car in here.

Fill it full of **** again.

Rinse and repeat.
still remember my dads garage
stuff started falling out as you opened the doors and there was still little kids bikes hanging off the roof . Only thing was i was the youngest & i was 18 <laugh>
 
Do you put your car in it ?

Normally the misses and daughters, but they can go on the drive. It’s just a pain that I won’t be able to get anyone out to look at it, for a few weeks.
On the upside, I could manually wind it up and down to get some exercise during this period of isolation at home. The door is 4.6 metres wide, so you get a bit of a work out doing it!
 
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Normally the misses and daughters, but they can go on the drive. It’s just a pain that I won’t be able to get anyone out to look at it, for a few weeks.
On the upside, I could manually wind it up and down to get some exercise during this period of isolation at home. The door is 4.6 metres wide, so you get a bit of a work out doing it!

**** me fella, let your wife and daughters in the house, you heartless **** ... self isolation gone mad <doh>
 
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Watching the Great British Urine Test on Channel 5.... no I don't know how that happened either.

So far every urine test for each drug has Liverpool coming out top <laugh>
 
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