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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Bastard roller shutter garage door has decided to stop working just when the manufacturer has stopped its employees from visiting customers :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  2. Tobes

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    That’s handy <laugh>

    Electric or manual? If it’s the latter you checked the chain hasn’t come off the top cog?
     
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  3. Edelman

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    Do you put your car in it ?
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    course he doesn't !
    i mean what kind of loon fills his valuable dumping ground with a car FFS
     
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  5. Edelman

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    Fill it full of ****.

    Think for ages, I filled my garage full of ****.

    Think for an equal amount of time, I should probably sort most of that **** out.

    Eventually tackle the ****, numerous tip visits, tidying, maybe even some new shelves.

    **** gone, the remainder of the **** and some decent stuff - organised.

    Look at the space and think - we could park a car in here.

    Fill it full of **** again.

    Rinse and repeat.
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    still remember my dads garage
    stuff started falling out as you opened the doors and there was still little kids bikes hanging off the roof . Only thing was i was the youngest & i was 18 <laugh>
     
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  8. pieguts

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    Electric mate. I’ve checked all the obvious. Horrible feeling the motor has gone. Bloody thing is only a couple of years old!!!
     
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  9. pieguts

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    Normally the misses and daughters, but they can go on the drive. It’s just a pain that I won’t be able to get anyone out to look at it, for a few weeks.
    On the upside, I could manually wind it up and down to get some exercise during this period of isolation at home. The door is 4.6 metres wide, so you get a bit of a work out doing it!
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Working from home but there's a technical glitch so I'm doing nothing.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    **** me fella, let your wife and daughters in the house, you heartless **** ... self isolation gone mad <doh>
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Alright for some.
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

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    will anyone notice the difference ?
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Is the technical glitch anything to do with you being a lazy batard?
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    Maybe.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He got some donut stuck under his space-bar, rendering him absolutely useless.
     
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  17. Chief

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    Watching Master Chef.

    Greg Wallace is going for it tonight.

    Screenshot_20200325-211206_Facebook.jpg
     
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    Bit tart that though.

    Screenshot_20200325-211641_Facebook.jpg
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Watching the Great British Urine Test on Channel 5.... no I don't know how that happened either.

    So far every urine test for each drug has Liverpool coming out top <laugh>
     
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    Hopefully the testing will stop abruptly and all findings will become null and void.
     
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