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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2016.

  1. UTRs

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    I just hope somebody was eating Pate on toast while reading this thread, if it was me after seeing my sh!t post I would now be scraping the Pate on toast off my monitor having just spat it out...

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    Yum yum...<laugh>
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  2. San Diego

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    Did this not upload correctly mate?
    I think you missed this from your post

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  3. UTRs

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    Did you spit Pate mate?
     
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  4. San Diego

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    Not a chance.
    I can't stand that ****!
     
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  5. UTRs

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    <laugh> "That sh!t"...:1980_boogie_down:

    That's a good come back Sir<ok>
     
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  6. San Diego

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    Thank you for the kind words
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    No problems at all mate but looking at your sh!t, my medical experience tells me you need to see a doctor ............... asap!
    Anyway, regarding your posts, I don't even take myself seriously ............... ha!
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Ok, at this time of year, I'd like to take a dump on Santa.
    Why?
    Because there's no way he'll get around to all the nice people in this world, let alone all those losers!
    I think he should spread the wealth and franchise his business.
    Sit on his fat ass and rake it in.
    Some people just don't know when to retire.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Ok then, dump of the day goes to ...... the grim reaper.
    That's right folks, this loser is taking all our stars from us.
    The guy is a fully blown turd!
    ..... still a couple of days to go this year!
     
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  10. UTRs

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    OK, sorry, still don't get it<doh>
     
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  11. Didley Squat

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    After a big breakfast, l feel like taking a dump. Have l come to the right place?

    Dump of the day has to go to Pariah Carey for being such a Chris Martin and blaming everyone and everything for the NYE fcuk up.
    What a sack of potatoes!
     
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    She did look like she over indulge this Christmas "all I want for Christmas is food"
     
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    put me right off me breakfast
     
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  14. UTRs

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    Looks interesting Kiwi! Is that a new dish?
     
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    It's an Australian delicacy
     
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  16. San Diego

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    Where are the nuts?
     
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    on the nothing for sale thread
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    Taken from a old tribal New Zealand recipe.
    Looks like good shhit !
     
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    Ok, on behalf of our good mate, Sans ................... let me add some major dumpage to this thread.

    Mick McCarthy !
    ...... wow, that was some terd!
     
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