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Off Topic The Bumper Dumper Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2016.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The turd that keeps on giving
     
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  2. San Diego

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    Big dump on the Ipswich owner
     
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  3. UTRs

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    Just like my mouth, it keeps talking sh!t, a never ending lifetime supply<ok><laugh>
     
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  4. UTRs

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    Has anyone got the instructions for this thread so I know what to do with it...?

    Until then I shall remain in this very confused state:huh:
     
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  5. San Diego

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    If there is someone or something you don't like, drop a big turd on it here.
    In your case I think the first victim would be your best mate Chris Martin <ok>
     
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  6. UTRs

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    I already have a whole thread for my Chris hating<ok>
     
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  7. San Diego

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    You can dump on him officially here though
     
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  8. UTRs

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    Now you have lost me dude, it's very confusing when you come to think about it all these days!

    Is there life on Mars? Did ziggy play guitar left handed?

    What's for dinner today?

    Confused!!!
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  10. San Diego

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    It's not difficult, I'll show you an example....

    Chris Martin is a grade A prick so I **** on his head
     
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  11. UTRs

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    What? In a public place? Is it live on TV?
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I hope not
     
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  13. San Diego

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    No, metaphorically
    That's met·a·phor·i·cal·ly. Kind of means not for real.
     
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  14. Didley Squat

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    I raise your 'shiit on his head' to a double dumpage on his face!
     
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  15. UTRs

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    OK, having slept on it I understand now<ok>

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  16. UTRs

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    Or...

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    Bumper dumped! I know what to do in this thread now<cheers>
     
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  17. UTRs

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    Aussie, to help me understand you better I will look into doing a night school course in speaking Australian<ok>
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    Bewdy mate!
    Straya Day on Thursday ................. have a beer, hey mate .................. ripper!

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    This is what happens when you drink crap beer .........
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  19. Wherever

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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    sore arse and head for aussie
     
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