Compared to some of the stuff on there i agree but it's still probably not the kind of thing you'd do in polite company!.
A rare thing indeed to find a burd who would polish your button. Not marriage material if you find one though, let's face it, if she is the sort of ho that would lick your arsehole on the first date imagine what sort of a life she's led before you got to her. From personal experience I would have to say having my ring cleaned was one of the top three experiences. Up there with the first BJ & swallow combination and squirting orgasm. Don't knock it until you've tried it but I concede it isn't everyone's cup of Earl Grey, a bit too far towards Buftie for some chaps maybe. Did you know the male G-Spot is up the pooper? Got to be some explanation for the high numbers of toe-touchers around these days.