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The Bum/Hoop

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    MD, hoop meet soap. Soap meet hoop. Meet for breakfast every day.
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    It's more something you'd do with a regular partner, after they've showered. It's not something one would do on every occasion.

    You should encourage her to go a wee bit further back...see what you think of it.....
     
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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>And he calls me a dirty bastard!!
     
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  4. greenhenky

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    <laugh> in all my days lurking on here ive never been so disappointed in folk! pffffft so much for being full of sexual deviants. :emoticon-0149-no:
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You can't beat a bit of anal tonguing or a good prostate massage. I didn't realise there were so many repressed people on here.
     
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  6. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Nice signature, George <laugh>
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The Seven Pillars of Beel. <ok>
     
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  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Did I search for Rimjobs there but all that came up was fixing blackberrys in Slough.

    Which I heard is a bit of a ****hole.

    Interesting.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I regularly get phone calls from agencies asking if I'm interested in a Blackberry support job in Slough. I don't know why. I've never even owned a Blackberry, far less provide support for them. <laugh>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    This place disgusts me.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Yet you keep coming back for more. <laugh>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Your existence disgusts me.
     
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  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to be on the receiving end of a rimjob from a beautiful young female, but so far I've only asked one and she looked at me like I'd just speared a baby with a bayonet and roasted it over a fire like a 10lb marshmallow :(

    The thought of doing it to a bird sounds quite appealing at first, but then I consider the chances of getting worms or Hepatitis C and think '**** it'
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Good.
     
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  15. Null

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    <laugh>

    Nver had my hoop licked but licked a burds hoop - she loved it! I just did it whilst I was down there licking her clit...

    How do you ask for it to be done!

    Eh, any chance you can lick my bumhole?

    Reminds me of the Chris Rock sketch about getting yer balls licked!
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Puts a new spin on "Cmon the hoops!"
     
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    When I first moved to Manc, I used to go out to North and Sankeys and get caned...me and a mate knew a couple of birds who were just up for a bunk up after a night out etc.

    She never bothered with the finger fortunately but she tromboned me on a regular basis.

    I have to say it was ****ing awesome, esp when off my tits.

    Many thanks.
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is there an accepted sexual technique for pleasing the notcher?

    It's an underestimated erogenous zone <ok>

    I'll tongue that but the actual keech exit can get hunted.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm Anti Rimming, call me old fashioned.
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Ever been pegged with your truncheon?
     
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