The Bum/Hoop
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Seems like this rimming idea of yours is far too much hassle to begin with.
Who wants to start shagging then have the hassle of cleaning "Right get the wet wipes oot and clean my ****er then wrap yer tongue roond that bad boy"
Anyway I'm away to bed you clatty midden, some of us actually have jobs to goto
Not me though
It's more something you'd do with a regular partner, after they've showered. It's not something one would do on every occasion.
You should encourage her to go a wee bit further back...see what you think of it.....
MD, hoop meet soap. Soap meet hoop. Meet for breakfast every day.
And he calls me a dirty bastard!!
in all my days lurking on here ive never been so disappointed in folk! pffffft so much for being full of sexual deviants. 
You can't beat a bit of anal tonguing or a good prostate massage. I didn't realise there were so many repressed people on here.
Did I search for Rimjobs there but all that came up was fixing blackberrys in Slough.
Which I heard is a bit of a ****hole.
Interesting.
Which I heard is a bit of a ****hole.
Interesting.
I regularly get phone calls from agencies asking if I'm interested in a Blackberry support job in Slough. I don't know why. I've never even owned a Blackberry, far less provide support for them.
I'd like to be on the receiving end of a rimjob from a beautiful young female, but so far I've only asked one and she looked at me like I'd just speared a baby with a bayonet and roasted it over a fire like a 10lb marshmallow 
The thought of doing it to a bird sounds quite appealing at first, but then I consider the chances of getting worms or Hepatitis C and think '**** it'
The thought of doing it to a bird sounds quite appealing at first, but then I consider the chances of getting worms or Hepatitis C and think '**** it'
Nver had my hoop licked but licked a burds hoop - she loved it! I just did it whilst I was down there licking her clit...
How do you ask for it to be done!
Eh, any chance you can lick my bumhole?
Reminds me of the Chris Rock sketch about getting yer balls licked!
When I first moved to Manc, I used to go out to North and Sankeys and get caned...me and a mate knew a couple of birds who were just up for a bunk up after a night out etc.
She never bothered with the finger fortunately but she tromboned me on a regular basis.
I have to say it was ****ing awesome, esp when off my tits.
Many thanks.
She never bothered with the finger fortunately but she tromboned me on a regular basis.
I have to say it was ****ing awesome, esp when off my tits.
Many thanks.
Is there an accepted sexual technique for pleasing the notcher?
It's an underestimated erogenous zone
I'll tongue that but the actual keech exit can get hunted.
It's an underestimated erogenous zone
I'll tongue that but the actual keech exit can get hunted.
