The Breakfast Debate

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patb said:
The Irish Bic Lighter

Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had No matches, he asked Paddy for a light.'Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Paddy replied and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
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'My God, man!' exclaimed Mick, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?''Well,' replied Paddy, 'I got it from my Genie.''You haff a fecking Genie?' Mick asked.'Ya, sure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Paddy.'Could I see him?'Paddy opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.
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Addressing the Genie, Mick says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?''Yes, I will,' says the Genie.So Mick asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Mick sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the Irish sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead.
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Over the roar of the one million ducks Mick yells at Paddy, 'What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'Paddy answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'










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were they fishing in Bognor <laugh>
mystery solved the genie is to blame <ok>

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co....flurry-of-speculation-among-locals-1-7879153?
 
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The Championship 2016/2017 season starts August 6th dont know who we will play first game though until 22 June im hoping for you lot away <ok>

Should give us an easy 3pts
 
chippy / glory said:
How long were you out in the sun today?
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Working all day mukka earning a crust <cheers>
We got shot of 18 players last summer and Harris has rebuilt the side with youth from our academy we had a nightmare couple or three months at the start of the season strong now and getting stronger top 6 in the championship beckons <ok>
 
chippy / glory said:
Howling were you out in the sun today?
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MIGHTY said:
Working all day mukka earning a crust <cheers>
We got shot of 18 players last summer and Harris has rebuilt the side with youth from our academy we had a nightmare couple or three months at the start of the season strong now and getting stronger top 6 in the championship beckons <ok>
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Someone has left the top of the bottle of glue.
 
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Just looking @ odds for Peterborough next season gotta fancy them for auto with the new manager they'll be getting <ok>
 
Theres a rumor doing the news rounds here in Italy that cellino is in talks with a big name replacement for Evans, someone who lives close to him in Miami,
apparently stating they would be a perfect fit for the job.<ok>
 
MIGHTY said:
Theres a rumor doing the news rounds here in Italy that cellino is in talks with a big name replacement for Evans, someone who lives close to him in Miami,
apparently stating they would be a perfect fit for the job.<ok>
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Go on save you waiting all night give us the punch line.:emoticon-0118-yawn:
 
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