The Breakfast Debate

[OLOF]

Olof is talking to shaks in the pub (see it could be true).
Olof says "I did a brilliant burglary last night and I am going to be seriously rich".
Shaks says "what did you rob?"
Olof" I don't rightly know, but I think it was some sort of art gallery"
Shaks" how do you work that out"
Olof" I stole all these pictures with prices on them. Some were £100k and some were £250k.
Shaks" you silly Cnut, you have robbed a Fecking estate agent".

And here's me thinking Terry Wogan had pegged it

 

[Chippy / Glory]

And here's me thinking Terry Wogan had pegged it

All the twat paddies in the world and God the silly Cnut took a decent one...

 

[OLOF]

All the twat paddies in the world and God the silly Cnut took a decent one...

Aye, very strange, you'll live forever though Glory

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Aye, very strange, you'll live forever though Glory

I am at least two thirds of the way into the journey from the maternity unit to the crematorium and can't alter that. As it can't be changed there is no point giving a **** about it.

 

[OLOF]

I am at least two thirds of the way into the journey from the maternity unit to the crematorium and can't alter that. As it can't be changed there is no point giving a **** about it.

Too true

 

[Irishshako]

And here's me thinking Terry Wogan had pegged it

So has Benny Hill..

 

[OLOF]

So has Benny Hill..

Well, I didn't want to bring that up Shako

 

[Irishshako]

Well, I didn't want to bring that up Shako

Why, have you suddenly developed a sensitive side..... Evening by the way..

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Well, I didn't want to bring that up Shako

All that's missing now is Chesh, Eire and jock to come along and like yours and shaks's posts....

 

[Irishshako]

All that's missing now is Chesh, Eire and jock to come along and like yours and shaks's posts....

Evening Glory, how are you doing buddy...

 

[OLOF]

Why, have you suddenly developed a sensitive side..... Evening by the way..

Evening mate you know he doesn't like to being called Benny hill, you should never have pointed out the resemblance when we were in the 'salters I didn't notice myself

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Evening Glory, how are you doing buddy...

Doing fine.... But st paddys week can't come fast enough...

Oh and I am not good going on Saturday or to Boro game......I am not paying £32 to watch the ****e we are playing...

 

[OLOF]

All that's missing now is Chesh, Eire and jock to come along and like yours and shaks's posts....

There's some cruel bastards on here mate

Evening Glory, how are you doing buddy...

Creeping ****er

 

[Irishshako]

Evening mate you know he doesn't like to being called Benny hill, you should never have pointed out the resemblance when we were in the 'salters I didn't notice myself

Couldn't have been me, as I'm pissed most of the time I can't see more than 2 foot in front of me..

 

[Irishshako]

Doing fine.... But st paddys week can't come fast enough...

Oh and I am not good going on Saturday or to Boro game......I am not paying £32 to watch the ****e we are playing...

Looks like my trip in March ain't going a head either, I let the flights shoot up, so it's the last home game and Preston away..

 

[Chippy / Glory]

I see we are currently 16th again...

You know the rest!

 

[Irishshako]

There's some cruel bastards on here mate

Creeping ****er

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Looks like my trip in March ain't going a head either, I let the flights shoot up, so it's the last home game and Preston away..

Fooking plastic.
Will have to start calling you Leeds lover.

 

[Irishshako]

Right lads, eviction night, talk to you'se later...

 

[Irishshako]

Fooking plastic.
Will have to start calling you Leeds lover.

Nice try Glory.....might even meet up for a pint with you and your MOT..