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    Just a reminder that Royal Mail have said that today is the last posting day if you want to guarantee delivery by Easter.
     
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    I've decided to form a group choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

    So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.
     
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    When it’s the annual Christmas party, but you’re self employed......

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    It used to be a Christmas tradition for our whole family to go down to the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls.

    To be honest, I'm surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did....
     
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    I finally received my parcel from Holland today and when I opened it up, I was shocked to find a rubber vagina inside.

    I thought, "That's nice - two lips from Amsterdam."
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    My Grandad reached 110 yesterday.

    That's the last time I get in the car with him driving...
     
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    I just saw Cat Steven’s sitting down, crying next to his camper van.

    I said “What’s the matter Cat ?”

    He said “Awning has broken”
     
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    I was bored so l swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.

    My wife isn't amused .. she got her Snickers in a Twix.
     
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    I said to the missus...."I've just been chatting to the postman, and he's bragging that he has been to bed with every woman on our street except one".

    She replied..."I bet it's that snotty cow at No 27".
     
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