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THE BALI COUNTDOWN

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Cheap Flight to Bali............... Today ONLY!

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    Didley Squat, Jan 13, 2019
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    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    carry on packed, 6 x jocks, 6 x singlets, 4 x shorts, tablets x 2, charger x 1, toiletries, you may notice no footwear - thongs (jangles whatever u Kiwis call them) will be worn on the flight and 1 bottle of duty free scotch
     
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    mustyfrog, Jan 14, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    World Wide Total Airline Ban now in place for all flights, in and out of Bali.

    WARNING!!!!!!!
    Cyphliss, Gonorrhoea, Aids, Hep A & B.....
    All tourist be warned!

    Its NOT too late to stay home!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 14, 2019
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    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    1 :)
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    massage
    you want viagra boss
    does mum want shoes
    t shirts for you
    cheap for you
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 15, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    have fun musty
     
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    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    3 hours and cheers Kiwi, will do
     
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    Finally made it 1 1\2 hrs on the tarmac with a fault vintage going down well

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    mustyfrog, Jan 16, 2019
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    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    Bintang even fking auto correct

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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    We know what you meant musty
    First day there and already you have some poor Balinese oap giving you a blowjob
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Vintage equals old
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No teeth?

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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    love you long time
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Come fly with me,
    Come fly, come fly with me......
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 17, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Pah
    Bloody bali
    How common
    Full of chavs
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 18, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Full of commoners, spivs and spooks.
    Not for the educated Squat.
    I prefer Ethiopia.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 19, 2019
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    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    I am sure I saw Didley last night at The Victory, wearing that red dress during the drag show

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    mustyfrog, Jan 19, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nah, That was Eric or Kiwi earning their keep.
    I'm in Eithiopia as we speak.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 21, 2019
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