THE BALI COUNTDOWN

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i just book extra legroom, entertainment, comfort pack and food, all i need is a smoking area and i am good lol

Your in luck!

The onboard ISIS Entertainment Group will create a smoking room for everybody.
Dial A Blast Music Pty Ltd will get everybody moving to the back ...... sorry, beat.

You can prebook your favourite hits by phoning 1800ALLAHbeat 24 hours before yoy fly.
 

Sorry to inform you ole mate but l was talking to an ild friend on the council, the Gold Coast City Council that is.......... anyway, long story short, you have overdue rates which is an immediate cancellation of your passport.

Again, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but at least l've saved yoy the embarrassment of being arrested in the Departure Lounge at the airport.

Good news is, your good lady can continue onwards. Only a suggestion but with Kiwi knowing Bali like the back of his hand, he'd probably be an asset.

Always next year ole mate.
 
For the sake of all members, Bali has now been declared, a NO GO Zone.
All flights from midnight, 14th of January 2019, are now voided.

All airlines wish to apologies to those who have been booked to fly, however, President Trump and the UN have now declared Indonesia as a 'NO GO' zone.
Condolences to all those affected.

Stay tuned for further updates from the Australian embassy.