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THE BALI COUNTDOWN

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  1. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    after work today hmmmm is it 9? what a sh*t of a day
     
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    i just book extra legroom, entertainment, comfort pack and food, all i need is a smoking area and i am good lol
     
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    "Come fly with me,
    Come fly, come fly with me....."
     
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    Your in luck!

    The onboard ISIS Entertainment Group will create a smoking room for everybody.
    Dial A Blast Music Pty Ltd will get everybody moving to the back ...... sorry, beat.

    You can prebook your favourite hits by phoning 1800ALLAHbeat 24 hours before yoy fly.
     
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    I did watch the Allahs Lads 3 v 0 THe Celtic Bhoys on the in flight entertainment last trip, lots of kneeling down, didnt quite understand why tbh
     
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    Plus 1 they're day behind, makes 8 days to go.
     
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    2 hours behind, makes it nice to get there. dump the luggage and pop to the beach for a Bintang or 2 before we check in
     
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    Sorry to inform you ole mate but l was talking to an ild friend on the council, the Gold Coast City Council that is.......... anyway, long story short, you have overdue rates which is an immediate cancellation of your passport.

    Again, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but at least l've saved yoy the embarrassment of being arrested in the Departure Lounge at the airport.

    Good news is, your good lady can continue onwards. Only a suggestion but with Kiwi knowing Bali like the back of his hand, he'd probably be an asset.

    Always next year ole mate.
     
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    now thinking Didley is an Indian from Mumbai with those words :( all I need is a cunning disguise to escape the wrath of the rates office :p
     
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    And my bag was almost packed
     
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    damn time to release to boogie board, move from the Gold Coast and be innocent
     
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    Getting closer
    Do you surf musty

    Tried but I couldn't get up on the board
    Slight weight imbalance
     
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    god no mate, just sorted our currency into 1 mill lots, my bali life is brekky, pool, beach, dinner, looking forward to the Balcony place and just for Didley, wife bought a pool noodle, :)
     
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    For the sake of all members, Bali has now been declared, a NO GO Zone.
    All flights from midnight, 14th of January 2019, are now voided.

    All airlines wish to apologies to those who have been booked to fly, however, President Trump and the UN have now declared Indonesia as a 'NO GO' zone.
    Condolences to all those affected.

    Stay tuned for further updates from the Australian embassy.
     
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    I hope I haven't oversold the balcony
     
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    will be worth a look mate, day 1 is seafood pizza, day 2 victory, day 3 green treehouse, day 4 havana club day 5 fat chow in no order really
     
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