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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by VespaPiaggio, Jul 31, 2019.

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  1. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    What was she doing whilst you were licking your own bumhole?

    Actually, for gods sake please do not answer that question.
     
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    haslam, Aug 5, 2019
  2. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Haha back then it was very nicey nicey nice. My first love and i never looked her arsehole. If i had a go now im sure wed both get a fright
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 6, 2019
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  4. JakartaToon

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    I think you will find that he claims he’s the fountain of all knowledge.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 7, 2019
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know very little about nuclear physics. I know nothing about gay sex. I don't understand this explosion of different genders. I don't understand why the missus can't put socks together when they come out the washer or at least just leave it for me to do.

    Its a long list.

    The only thing I can claim with a massive degree of confidence, is that I know more about the performance of football managers than Groot. I also know ACS is whining softie. There is nothing wrong with the toilets in SJP. I use them regularly and they are very clean and modern.
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    And everyone said you weren't funny.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    See if that **** brb declares him amusing ... thats the acid test !!!


    Many have failed


    Beware of that **** hes a sicky
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've already reported Groot to him as a purveyor of false information.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 7, 2019
  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    #pouchylovesgroot

    :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Ive decided ill support england in the next test
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Aug 7, 2019

  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Poking your cock through the small glory hole crack in the wall hoping for some poor soul to swallow the chipolata isn’t a benchmark if the quality of the bogs mate. The paper is like school facing paper from the 7”’s and you always end up with brown fingers when it disintegrates.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The Four Corners has excellent facilities.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 8, 2019
  13. VespaPiaggio

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    Hopefully it's safe to take the Tin Hat off.

    Finally, the English selectors have made the easy decision to drop Moen and probably give Leach a game.
    If Archer clicks, England might make a game of it, otherwise I'm going for an Aussie win with Smith bagging another Ton.
     
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    VespaPiaggio, Aug 10, 2019
  14. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Cant see anything but 5-0
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Aug 10, 2019
  15. Delusional Full Stop

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    Well stop watching and rewatching Big Ern’s team’s opening game then.

    :)
     
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  16. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Big ern and that saints fan are hiding today
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Aug 10, 2019
  17. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Come on australia
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Aug 14, 2019
  18. cronemeister

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    You mean "Stralya" :1980_boogie_down: Get it right you plastic Aussie!!
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 14, 2019
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I hate the english sorry mate.
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Aug 14, 2019
  20. cronemeister

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    Strewth!!
     
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    cronemeister, Aug 14, 2019
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