Off Topic The Ashes

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Mickdundee said:
I went out with a girl all through six form she was smart as **** , but looking back the sex was experimental to say the least

. We had no idea ..
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What was she doing whilst you were licking your own bumhole?

Actually, for gods sake please do not answer that question.
 
haslam said:
What was she doing whilst you were licking your own bumhole?

Actually, for gods sake please do not answer that question.
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Haha back then it was very nicey nicey nice. My first love and i never looked her arsehole. If i had a go now im sure wed both get a fright
 
Mickdundee said:
For a man that claims hes the fountain of cricket knowledge im surprised you dont realise a few if australias other batsman are more than capable of better. England have lost.
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I think you will find that he claims he’s the fountain of all knowledge.
 
JakartaToon said:
I think you will find that he claims he’s the fountain of all knowledge.
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I know very little about nuclear physics. I know nothing about gay sex. I don't understand this explosion of different genders. I don't understand why the missus can't put socks together when they come out the washer or at least just leave it for me to do.

Its a long list.

The only thing I can claim with a massive degree of confidence, is that I know more about the performance of football managers than Groot. I also know ACS is whining softie. There is nothing wrong with the toilets in SJP. I use them regularly and they are very clean and modern.
 
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Warm Pouch said:
I know very little about nuclear physics. I know nothing about gay sex. I don't understand this explosion of different genders. I don't understand why the missus can't put socks together when they come out the washer or at least just leave it for me to do.

Its a long list.

The only thing I can claim with a massive degree of confidence, is that I know more about the performance of football managers than Groot. I also know ACS is whining softie. There is nothing wrong with the toilets in SJP. I use them regularly and they are very clean and modern.
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And everyone said you weren't funny.

<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
 
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See if that **** brb declares him amusing ... thats the acid test !!!


Many have failed


Beware of that **** hes a sicky
 
Warm Pouch said:
I know very little about nuclear physics. I know nothing about gay sex. I don't understand this explosion of different genders. I don't understand why the missus can't put socks together when they come out the washer or at least just leave it for me to do.

Its a long list.

The only thing I can claim with a massive degree of confidence, is that I know more about the performance of football managers than Groot. I also know ACS is whining softie. There is nothing wrong with the toilets in SJP. I use them regularly and they are very clean and modern.
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Poking your cock through the small glory hole crack in the wall hoping for some poor soul to swallow the chipolata isn’t a benchmark if the quality of the bogs mate. The paper is like school facing paper from the 7”’s and you always end up with brown fingers when it disintegrates.
 
Albert's Chip Shop said:
Poking your cock through the small glory hole crack in the wall hoping for some poor soul to swallow the chipolata isn’t a benchmark if the quality of the bogs mate. The paper is like school facing paper from the 7”’s and you always end up with brown fingers when it disintegrates.
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The Four Corners has excellent facilities.
 
Hopefully it's safe to take the Tin Hat off.

Finally, the English selectors have made the easy decision to drop Moen and probably give Leach a game.
If Archer clicks, England might make a game of it, otherwise I'm going for an Aussie win with Smith bagging another Ton.
 
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