Never been to Germany.
It's chock a block with Germans.
Ach, I don't think I'll bother then.
They are a much maligned people, I lived there for 5 years and loved it. The country folk are as warm-hearted and generous a group as you could ever wish to meet.

I wouldn't,it's full of gay Star Wars geeks.Actually, I've always fancied a trip to Berlin. Never got around to it yet but I will![]()
I wouldn't,it's full of gay Star Wars geeks.
I've been to Düsseldorf ... ****in magic placeNever been to Germany.
I've been to Düsseldorf ... ****in magic place
Aye, av heard that's where the hoors are at?
Not sure you'd need to go all that way to find a brass or two
Me? Never paid for it in my life![]()

Only because your bloody cheque bounced you cheating bastard![]()
Me? Never paid for it in my life![]()
My only experience of the murky business of prostitution was the time I paid a red headed Russian bird £200 for a hand job. A ****ing hand job! Just say no to drugs is my advice...
Good hand job though.

According to a friend of mine who knows about such things, it's one service that has either stayed fairly stable in price or has got cheaper.My only experience of the murky business of prostitution was the time I paid a red headed Russian bird £200 for a hand job. A ****ing hand job! Just say no to drugs is my advice...
Good hand job though.
Only because your bloody cheque bounced you cheating bastard![]()

According to a friend of mine who knows about such things, it's one service that has either stayed fairly stable in price or has got cheaper.
