Transfer Rumours The 2015 Summer Transfer Window Thread

Not everyone finds me funny, I get that. But the point is, that I was trying to be funny, not aggressive, nor was I looking to make a personal attack on anyone.

Does that count for nothing?

 

Well your information is incorrect. Does that count for anything?

 

But surely even you can understand that anyone coming here from Spuds ond the Scousers is going to be given short shrift, just as if Manure bought Kane and their fans went on your board "bigging it up".

 

You should be on a stage.......................................sweeping it.

 

You've just ignored everything I said!

Listen... Yes, I do "get it."

However, I purposely ignored "it" in order to engage in some banter.

That's how banter works.

 

See, I do like that! That was funny.

 

"Banter" - the calling card of the witless.

 

Being a Spurs fan, that's something I've had to live with almost every transfer window!

You've got to laugh, my friend, otherwise you'd go insane!

 

You're hurting, Laces. I can understand that. But, trust me, it will get better.

Just so long as you don't lose to Bournemouth in the South Coast derby. If you do, you'll have the wums swarming around this board like a plague of flies!

 

No hurt here at all. Just trying to detect the wit in any of your posts. Coming up negative so far.

 

To be fair your name does give it away - you have a weird sense of humour.

 

You're so funny you should be on the telly. In an urn!

 

Bournemouth? In the South coast derby?

Now that is funny.

 

I can see why you might think that!

Actually, I was at the game (at St Marys) that effectively got Hoddle the sack with us. We were ****e that day!

 

I did have a chuckle. It's bad/funny enough having Bmouth fans pretending/thinking it's some sort of South Coast derby (they did in L1, so why wouldn't they try again now?). Now neutrals are too. Laughable.

I would love Bmouth to survive. I would love them to win 36 games this season, aside from their two against us. A million miles away from me thinking of it as any sort of rivalry!

 

We got him the sack at White hart lane. Get your facts right

 

Facts aren't this lads strong point methinks....

 

He's not very good at talking complete bollocks either!

 

That's right, we lost 1-3, if I remember correctly. We also lost in the earlier game at St Mary's though - 1-0, was it?

 

I've said on other posts, on other boards, that I never let facts get in the way of a good argument.