Match Day Thread The “Global Moderator” Derby - CAFC v Wrexham
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According to a poster on ITTV, the Global Moderator is currently in California 
I assume he’s over there working with Rob & Ryan on the latest Deadpool film, what with them being so close.
I bet Global is gutted that “we” didn’t get battered 5-0 or 6-0 yesterday, as he predicted “we” would
As for his sojourn on the West Coast, I hope Methven put a Half & Half scarf aside for him yesterday in his absence.
I assume he’s over there working with Rob & Ryan on the latest Deadpool film, what with them being so close.
I bet Global is gutted that “we” didn’t get battered 5-0 or 6-0 yesterday, as he predicted “we” would
As for his sojourn on the West Coast, I hope Methven put a Half & Half scarf aside for him yesterday in his absence.
"Over 4,000 of the crowd will be first-time visitors from the South East London and Kent area, together with 1,000 visitors from foreign countries".
How the club can post this on the official site is beyond me, this is clearly a porky.
How the club can post this on the official site is beyond me, this is clearly a porky.
I love a bit of banter , but it’s noticeable since the 2-2 draw just how gobby the new breed of Wrexham fans are.
Sorry boyos…but we haven’t quote “stolen a point in our Cup final” drawing with a side that has been below us for at least the last 40 seasons in the football pyramid, and what’s more a club in a town where the BBC producers of Homes Under The Hammer had to stop filming as every property ended up being given away for free…
Karma is a cruel mistress in football …it wouldn’t take many duff movies for the Hollywood pair to pull the plug on a town which,let’s face it, once got rejected by Gaza for twinning purposes.
I had thought the ‘Wrexham arrogance’ was limited to our absent friend Global …but that is definitely not the case.
Sorry boyos…but we haven’t quote “stolen a point in our Cup final”
drawing with a side that has been below us for at least the last 40 seasons in the football pyramid, and what’s more a club in a town where the BBC producers of Homes Under The Hammer had to stop filming as every property ended up being given away for free…Karma is a cruel mistress in football …it wouldn’t take many duff movies for the Hollywood pair to pull the plug on a town which,let’s face it, once got rejected by Gaza for twinning purposes.
I had thought the ‘Wrexham arrogance’ was limited to our absent friend Global …but that is definitely not the case.
To paraphrase Kev Hawtrey (Seriously Red), let’s see how many pay to come back for the Peterborough game.
I'm looking forward to a permanent upswing in attendance at the Valley of at least 2,000 
Plus a massive online campaign promoting CAFC, basking in the reflected glory of Wrexham FC - the Man City of League One
And our own Disney+ mini-series
Plus a massive online campaign promoting CAFC, basking in the reflected glory of Wrexham FC - the Man City of League One
And our own Disney+ mini-series
No mention then of the disgusting assault on TC which should have been a red card? Or the marginal offside for their second goal?
The 1,000 new foreign “fans” is an interesting one.
I assume the club have gleaned that info from online bookings.
One thing these hapless tourists from China & Thailand etc can now be sure of…non stop 24/7 spam from the club to their phones & e mail accounts.
I assume the club have gleaned that info from online bookings.
One thing these hapless tourists from China & Thailand etc can now be sure of…non stop 24/7 spam from the club to their phones & e mail accounts.
It was a total lie on the website regarding tourists and first time fans.
Just trying to validify their gimmicktry
I’ve seen a couple of rumours about why Global hasn’t posted while in America,
1. He’s working on both the Trump & Harris Presidential campaigns, so he can be sure to back the winner next week,
2. He’s collapsed the Golden Gate Bridge while attempting to cross it.
1. He’s working on both the Trump & Harris Presidential campaigns, so he can be sure to back the winner next week,
2. He’s collapsed the Golden Gate Bridge while attempting to cross it.
Did not get through customs for being welsh and awaiting deportation.
Swallowed a dictionary this morning old son?
He can’t have, “validify” isn’t a real word …
Nor is gimmicktry
A couple of other possibilities for Global’s absence:
1. Jumped in the sea in Hawaii, causing a Tsunami in Florida & beyond,
2. Busy offering Scott Fraser’s services to clubs in the MLS.
For a minute I thought someone had shrunk Global in the wash.
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The crowd goes wild 