Thauvin

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He has me on speed dial so don't worry yourself. Off topic its fecking hot here in Istanbul, 34C today
He has me on spped
t: 8261366, member: 1011668"]Close this deal, offload Willo and Gouff then buy a CB and loan another CB in and even Panthero will have to unzip Mike's dribble stained fly to celebrate a great window.
Satan will also be asking for Turkey Toon's phone number no doubt.
He has me on speed dial so dont
Can I please have some of whatever you are drinking. <cheers>
 
On second thoughts I might pass on that - looks like you might be drinking Satan's special sauce.
 
No, there is no genuine excitement in supporting Newcastle anymore. Glimmers at most, faint stirrings of the embers of the enthusiasm which used to exist. Thauvin isn't even doing that for me. Our need for a quality CB and LB is too acute, their procurement too unlikely, and the reports on Thauvin himself too lukewarm.

Got to be honest, I was just trying to sound positive. I agree with your sentiments - the noises from Thauvin himself were very much about not moving anywhere, least of all NUFC. We've already failed Cabella, and what's worse is this particular target is it's a Graham Carr one, not a Steve McLaren one by all accounts.

It's strange - a few years ago the prospect of seeing £50m spent on the squad in a Summer would have been cause for celebrations. Now? It still feels very vapid, the real problems still not addressed, the template for players very much the same and the exact same formation both Pardew and Carver failed with has been deployed by McLaren.

It's really odd and hard to work out - it's almost as if Mike Ashley and his abundance of ignorance are actually in charge of everything from top to toe in the club, and everyone else is simply smoke & mirrors; some of the decisions (Colo's contract) have been baffling, the lack of LB and CB astounding, and even bringing in a new manager hasn't changed the scouting "focus" - what, it just so happened that McLaren wanted Thauvin despite having never seen Cabella play football?! It doesn't add up.
 
Quite a nice leaf design on that bra, er...if you're into that kind of thing :bandit:
Maybe he has an environmentally friendly girlfriend and he is texting to tell her he managed to find her some green lingerie in the Club Shop. He may not be able agree personal terms but at least the trip wasn't entirely wasted.
 
Or maybe he is texting his agent. Zis Lee Charnley guy - he keep asking me ave I ever play ze left back. Je ne comprends pas.
 
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