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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Aug 15, 2015.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Reads good mate but his name is pronounced 'Toe Van' some say 'Two Van'.... always Van.
     
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  2. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are you sure that was a movie and you weren't just window shopping at Fenwicks?
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    It was labelled as JPF'S DUNGEON - ACS SERIES 5 VOLUME 24
     
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  4. Pulp

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    Wh-why were you looking for that in the first place? o_O
     
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  5. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sounds almost as much fun as NUFC Highlights Video - Season 2014-2015, Part 2, January - May.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Apparently it's 2hrs long and consists of the West Ham game in full and a half-hour of the best bits from Carver's post-Match interviews.
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Oh Thauvin Thauvin
    We can't say your name but Terry can
    If your Mrs is horny I'm her man
    Oh Thauvin Thauvin
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Hew, had on man. That's the fatter calling the fat, erm fat.
     
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  9. Travelsick07

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  10. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Anyone know when he got together with her? Also does anyone know when his form dipped with OM?

    I know if I had a girlfriend like that I wouldn't be spending all my energy on football.
     
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  11. haslam

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    So you're saying if I slip her one and break them up I'm basically helping the team out? I could lower myself to that level, for the team.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Listen i was first to go after her!

    I shouldn't have to explain the rules of female engagement to you.
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Travelsick07 Well-Known Member

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    So...I'm youtubing thauvin. He can't cross for **** by the look of it.

    His season highlights and he keeps hammering crosses into the stand.

    Looks like hes perfect for us then. He'll fit right in.
     
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  15. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    If he'd scored at the end I would have probably "done a tash"
     
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  16. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ please someone bid for Obertan
     
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  17. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Or just run him over, he's presumably insured
     
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  18. Travelsick07

    Travelsick07 Well-Known Member

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    Would have more success reporting him to the USAF, they'll pick him up and ship him to Roswell.

    We'll never hear from him again.
     
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