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Thatcher dead!

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by ProjectVRD, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    Not a thatcher joke but funny just the same

    "I took my Chinese girlfriend to the airport two weeks ago, she was going on a girls "beach" holiday, no partying or anything like that, she said.

    I picked her up today, something wasn't right, she didn't say a word.
    We got back to my flat, she still hadn't spoken.
    Then when I had to almost force her to have sex later, she burst out crying.

    How was I supposed to know it wasn't my girlfriend? " :)
     
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  2. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    <applause><applause><applause><laugh>.
     
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  3. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Good thanks for that Valley, Neveroff won't ban me either because he knows I'll phone him night and day, Ash won't ban me either because he makes allowances for my mad moments so I know I'm ok to post a few more then :D
     
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  4. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    I have watched The Walking Dead and if its taught me anything its that we need to shoot Thatcher in the head ASAP
     
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  5. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    One more,

    My mum says only speak good of the dead.

    Thatcher is dead.

    Good.
     
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  6. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Not Thatcher but I can't help it,

    Cardiff are set to double the prices of tickets for disabled supporters.

    How cruel is that?

    They're disabled, AND Cardiff fans.
     
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  7. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    I won't moan this woman's passing for sure, and I can empathise with those that celebrate her going, she was the figure head for a continuing agenda to turn back the clock to the Victorian sweat shop era, and the project is still on going, she divided and conquered, and we are still paying the legacy, but the Tory party are still not finished with the working class yet, and nothing but a civil war will stop this despicable party!.....................<ok>
     
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  8. johnstonjack

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    margaret thatcher, better known as the iron lady.......may she rust in peace.

    when I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead I did a double fist pump and shouted f@@@ing yeah
    everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back I suppose I was out of order.....especially being the first paramedic at the scene.
     
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  9. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Well said Phil.
     
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  10. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    I don't want to see any jokes/threads about me going away this weekend thankyou PGF. Also I found out what simple ****er told you and he's gonna get it big time from me this weekend.
     
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  11. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    well said Dragon <cheers>
     
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  12. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Well said Phil, I don't know JohnstonJack but I do like his style :D
     
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  13. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yikes, that's come around quickly. Got your tits?
     
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  14. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Yes, Billybjack and Dreyfus :D
     
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  15. PGFWhite

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    A fine pair <laugh>
     
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  16. ProjectVRD

    ProjectVRD Well-Known Member

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    The damage was and still is irrepairable. What exactly can be done to reign in the bankers? Even when Major took over the banks could and would have told any government in the west they were leaving to HQ in China or India, which is what they are saying today because regulations were suggested by the US and EU. The only reason Cameron opposed it (the only Western leader to oppose it) is because we are the only nation without a secondary industry to soften such a blow.

    As I said, she and Regan really messed up the world economy. Before the UK can even think about putting a leash around their necks we'd need a powerful manufacturing sector, powerful services sector and a powerful energy sector. We are so far away from any of them because the pound is too strong to the benefit of the finance sector.

    Before blaming Clinton and Brown, remember it was Maggie and Regan who three away the laws tha required banks to check if borrowers could afford all living expenses, their loan repayments AND be able to save a little at the same time. Before their messing around bank managers had to interview customers before giving them a mortgage! They also got rid of laws that stopped banks accessing and using people's savings to fund their acquisitions, a model that insanely would only work if most savers never accessed their own savings or else the bank would be in debt.

    These two laws would have prevented today's world economic quagmire on their own. Your girl got rid of them, this was her doing!!!
     
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  17. johnstonjack

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    dennis and margaret were on holiday and after a few sambucas and hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up the @rse.
    dennis was chuffed as there was no way he could get another 8 pouches of golden virginia in the case.
     
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  18. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    thatcher was a control freak who would not listen to any of her advisers so the common people had no chance of her listening. She revelled in her own power not dissimilar to all other tyrants in the world. the bitch was evil to the core and would do anything to enhance her power no matter who she had to trod on, I hate her with a vengeance and so do many others and the small disruptions today that saw people vent their anger is nothing that you will see next Wednesday.....I dont like protests of this kind normally but she warrants an exception to the rule and i wont care two hoots if her funeral procession gets ruined.....she ruined a hell of a lot of peoples lives especially in south wales and killed many people through her actions during the falklands war so why should her high profile funeral that she does not deserve not be ruined also....
     
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  19. Dilligaf

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    The latest is that Dave Whelan and John Madjeski want a minutes silence at football matches this weekend.

    What planet are they from ? I can't think of anyone who has been more hated in my lifetime and less deserving of any such honour,
     
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  20. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Dave's asking for a minutes silence instead of the normal ninety that Wigan get.
     
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