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[Plum]

Ketchup!!!

never ate it even as a kid
Too sweet
You need HP Erik you’re a man now

HP and Heinz ketchup have near-identical sugar content, 23gm/100. Just saying like...

 

[Erik]

Ketchup!!!

never ate it even as a kid
Too sweet
You need HP Erik you’re a man now

I only have HP with bacon butties, sorry

The thought of having it with fish and chips is reprehensible, and frankly you should be ashamed of yourself

Otherwise an excellent post

 

[originallambrettaman]

I just had HP with a sausage roll, which is what us normal people do, it obviously shouldn't be anywhere near a fish.

The very thought.

 

[Barchullona]

Are chippies classed as essential? Will they be open in this lockdown?

Yet another thing the person who says he is more well informed than the ones who get their information from the MSM doesn't know which everybody else does.

 

[The Omega Man]

I just had HP with a sausage roll, which is what us normal people do, it obviously shouldn't be anywhere near a fish.

The very thought.

I always have HP on my fish and chips... Mind you I can’t be classed as normal.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I just had HP with a sausage roll, which is what us normal people do, it obviously shouldn't be anywhere near a fish.

The very thought.

And it isn’t
It’s for the chips

 

[Mr Hatem]

Large haddock, large chips with scraps, two battered sausages, mushy peas, four slices of heavily-buttered white bread, loads of salt, vinegar and ketchup and a tin of dandelion and burdock on the side to wash it down with (or a bitter shandy if I feel like treating myself)

Argue with that one and I'll ****in deck ya

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That's Ben on the left, is that you on the right?

 

[Mr Hatem]

I had tomato ketchup, Worcester Sauce and vinegar on my fish and chips.
Am I a chav?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I had tomato ketchup, Worcester Sauce and vinegar on my fish and chips.
Am I a chav?

No just a boring unfunny ****

 

[tigerscanada]

Hold the effing ketchup, HP sauce, fish AND chips between your legs...

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[Plum]

Hold the effing ketchup, HP sauce, fish AND chips between your legs...

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True story. In a restaurant with mam, dad and brother, we were children, restaurant was a touch above my dad's pay grade. Dad scans the menu, looking puzzled, waiter comes along for the order, asks dad what he wants to start. 'I'll have the pâté and toast please, without the pate (pronounced as in gate)'. Waiter played a blinder, just wrote it down and carried on round the table.

 

[Der Alte]

Large haddock, large chips with scraps, two battered sausages, mushy peas, four slices of heavily-buttered white bread, loads of salt, vinegar and ketchup and a tin of dandelion and burdock on the side to wash it down with (or a bitter shandy if I feel like treating myself)

Argue with that one and I'll ****in deck ya

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Good job the City shop do XXXL shirts these days.

 

[TonyFinnegan'sCocaineHell]

Salt and vinegar (tartare sauce at a push) is all a piece of battered fish needs. Peas as an accompaniment is purely optional, any talk of curry, ketchup or brown sauce is the domain of people who weren't loved enough as children.

 

[AlRawdah]

Salt and vinegar (tartare sauce at a push) is all a piece of battered fish needs. Peas as an accompaniment is purely optional, any talk of curry, ketchup or brown sauce is the domain of people who weren't loved enough as children.

Finally the sound of the voice of reason.

 

[Plum]

Salt and vinegar (tartare sauce at a push) is all a piece of battered fish needs. Peas as an accompaniment is purely optional, any talk of curry, ketchup or brown sauce is the domain of people who weren't loved enough as children.

Nail on head.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Salt and vinegar (tartare sauce at a push) is all a piece of battered fish needs. Peas as an accompaniment is purely optional, any talk of curry, ketchup or brown sauce is the domain of people who weren't loved enough as children.

Absolute bollocks.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Londesborough chippy on Christmas Eve. Haddock, chips, spam fritter and a free battered sausage (cos she fancied me I reckon) all covered in curry sauce including sultanas.

Sat in the van and ate the lot. Covered in scraps and curry when I'd finished. I looked like I'd been fed with a catapult.

 

[Plum]

Londesborough chippy on Christmas Eve. Haddock, chips, spam fritter and a free battered sausage (cos she fancied me I reckon) all covered in curry sauce including sultanas.

Sat in the van and ate the lot. Covered in scraps and curry when I'd finished. I looked like I'd been fed with a catapult.

I might never want to eat fish and chips again after reading that!

 

[TwoWrights]

Londesborough chippy on Christmas Eve. Haddock, chips, spam fritter and a free battered sausage (cos she fancied me I reckon) all covered in curry sauce including sultanas.

Sat in the van and ate the lot. Covered in scraps and curry when I'd finished. I looked like I'd been fed with a catapult.

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[balkan tiger]

Londesborough chippy on Christmas Eve. Haddock, chips, spam fritter and a free battered sausage (cos she fancied me I reckon) all covered in curry sauce including sultanas.

Sat in the van and ate the lot. Covered in scraps and curry when I'd finished. I looked like I'd been fed with a catapult.

Do you think the battered sausage was a sign?