Ted Heath

[jenthesaint1990]

How did your date go?

very well thanks. food was good, watched bake off

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

How did your date go?

She stood me up.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

very well thanks. food was good, watched bake off

You stayed in so,your place or his?

 

[Patience]

Is he a good ride?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Has he trimmed his pubes?

 

[Patience]

Doe he have a bleached asshole so there can be no disgruntlement from you when he asks to squat his light pink farter right on your pouty red lips?

 

[Ciaran]

don't get so touchy about it.

its red and white stripes now anyway.

Not touchy. Just thought it brought a bit of class to the pic.

 

[Ciaran]

very well thanks. food was good, watched bake off

The fella sounds like a keeper.

 

[jenthesaint1990]

Not touchy. Just thought it brought a bit of class to the pic.

yeah right

 

[monacoger]

very well thanks. food was good, watched bake off

I would like to retract everything I said about him being boring yesterday, he obviously lives for the moment and is pretty wacky.

 

[Ciaran]

yeah right

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Make sure you make yourself "available" every night of the week. Failing that. Nosh his cosh

Throw in the odd bawhum and **** just to mix it up a bit.

Up the arse couple a times a month too.

That's it really

 

[jenthesaint1990]

you guys are such romantics

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I'm giving you good advice here.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

you guys are such romantics

Don't mind them Jen,who did the cooking and what did you have?

 

[Patience]

What colour scudz did you have on, and what kind?

 

[Patience]

Do you have large areolas?

 

[Ciaran]

Lads a wee bit of decorum here, please.

 

[VenomPD]

Here comes Gambol. You lot are ****ed now a professional is on the scene.

 

[pompeymeowth]

very well thanks. food was good, watched bake off

Blimey Jen I've been married 10 years to Senhora Meowth and we haven't watched a bake off yet. You need to surprise him for the next date.

Put some exotic scanties under a staid outfit, then when you go to the kitchen after the savoury you can return with a special dessert and top it with cream.