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[jenthesaint1990]

Blimey Jen I've been married 10 years to Senhora Meowth and we haven't watched a bake off yet. You need to surprise him for the next date.

Put some exotic scanties under a staid outfit, then when you go to the kitchen after the savoury you can return with a special dessert and top it with cream.

it wasn't my idea! ive never watched it before!

 

[VenomPD]

it wasn't my idea! ive never watched it before!

Does that mean you're already magic at baking and don't need the help of a TV show or that you ****ing hate baking and think it's solely for drooling ****wits?

Could be a deal breaker.

 

[pompeymeowth]

it wasn't my idea! ive never watched it before!

He sounds like quite a reserved chap. If you take control of the situation and he's worth it you are on your way to an easy life.

Most guys won't admit it but they like a woman who is sexually aggressive topside.

 

[Ciaran]

Venom i cant find it but what was the reference you made to me on this thread re. Jen? I

 

[monacoger]

Do you have large areolas?

*areolae

 

[jenthesaint1990]

Does that mean you're already magic at baking and don't need the help of a TV show or that you ****ing hate baking and think it's solely for drooling ****wits?

Could be a deal breaker.

everybody loves baking surely.

my chocolate brownies are absolutely amazing, I must admit.

 

[VenomPD]

everybody loves baking surely.

my chocolate brownies are absolutely amazing, I must admit.

Aye well that's alright then. Had me worried for a minute there...

 

[jenthesaint1990]

Don't mind them Jen,who did the cooking and what did you have?

lasagne followed by raspberry cheesecake. I was suitably impressed.

 

[pompeymeowth]

You could show him how to do a Cherry Muffin

 

[Patience]

*areolae

 

[monacoger]

lasagne followed by raspberry cheesecake. I was suitably impressed.

I'm not even saying a word!

 

[Patience]

So does he have a bleached arsehole or not? Too many ****s asking about baking whilst the real men here want to know about this guys farter.

 

[VenomPD]

Venom i cant find it but what was the reference you made to me on this thread re. Jen? I

The **** am I meant to remember what I said 5 mins ago, never mind yesterday?

 

[jenthesaint1990]

meowth, isn't your wife Brazilian? maybe your first foray into the bake off world could be the Brazilian one? im sure they must have one over there.

 

[jenthesaint1990]

So does he have a bleached arsehole or not? Too many ****s asking about baking whilst the real men here want to know about this guys farter.

i'll take a photo for you next time

 

[VenomPD]

i'll take a photo for you next time

No just for him. Get it posted on GC so we can get a debate going.

 

[Patience]

i'll take a photo for you next time

Cheers. Have him bend over next to one of your brownies so you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

 

[VenomPD]

Cheers. Have him bend over next to one of your brownies so you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Could start a new Instagram trend; "Brownies and bleached arseholes"

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Could start a new Instagram trend; "Brownies and bleached arseholes"

Aye, "new".

As if I wisnae already the master of the online bakery/arsecarnage genre.

 

[Ciaran]

The **** am I meant to remember what I said 5 mins ago, never mind yesterday?

Aye im the same but it was yesterday im sure. Tina used to come off with the same vague ****.

What says you Jen?