Tash Memorial Thread.

[Wedge Head Tiote]

Apparently James Milner, Yohan Cabaye and Frank Lampard are all very intelligent.

Lampard got 11 GCSEs so he's known as a smart footballer even though he probably got like 11 Cs which doesn't make him intelligent, just not stupid.

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

I would say our 3 most intelligent players were: Harper, Ameobi, Collo

And 3 least intelligent were: Raylor, Simpson, Best

Ranger http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vi...s-blunders-over-team-mate-Peter-Lovenkrands-/

 

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

I would say our 3 most intelligent players were: Harper, Ameobi, Collo

And 3 least intelligent were: Raylor, Simpson, Best

Simpson is quite clearly a total moron. Hence his defending against Liverpool!

 

[Wedge Head Tiote]

I would say our 3 most intelligent players were: Harper, Ameobi, Collo

And 3 least intelligent were: Raylor, Simpson, Best

Isn't Saylor meant to be quite thick?

 

[Minty Fresh]

Ranger http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vi...s-blunders-over-team-mate-Peter-Lovenkrands-/

How could I forget Ranger!

 

[The Situation]

No way!!!!!

What shop do you reckon he got that from?............

Oxfam


* Stands up, picks up coat and runs away efficiently*

 

[Agent Bruce]

Isn't Saylor meant to be quite thick?

Thought Saylor was supposed to be quite clever.

 

[Minty Fresh]

Isn't Saylor meant to be quite thick?

Yeah but the 3 I've mentioned have all come across as thicker to me. Footballers aren't a particuarly clever breed in general.

 

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

Isn't Saylor meant to be quite thick?

He is. Did you see him on Soccer AM? I'm sure he had to name a cheese and could only think of one type so just kept repeating it!

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Simpson is quite clearly a total moron. Hence his defending against Liverpool!

And West Brom wasn't much better, the guy suddenly seems to have lost all direction of positional sense on the football field.

 

[Cal.]

He is. Did you see him on Soccer AM? I'm sure he had to name a cheese and could only think of one type so just kept repeating it!

I think it was feta...

 

[Minty Fresh]

A lot of interviews I have read have said Guthrie is really quiet and never speaks.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

A lot of interviews I have read have said Guthrie is really quiet and never speaks.

Remember Harper saying something about that during an interview in the match day programme when we were in the Championship.

 

[Crouching Shola Hidden Talent]

I think it was feta...

That was the one. It was hilarious.

 

[Kyle?]

A lot of interviews I have read have said Guthrie is really quiet and never speaks.

Being a functioning mute doesn't make you clever.

 

[Wedge Head Tiote]

Joey Barton

 

[Minty Fresh]

Being a functioning mute doesn't make you clever.

I wasn't saying he was clever/not clever, it was just an off the cuff comment.

Although I do have a mate who rarely speaks because he is so thick. He's impossible to have a reasonable conversation with

 

[skalpel]

Joey Barton

Not this can of worms again .

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Joey Barton

No, the guy is only clever in his own head, if he had intelligence he would never have got himself into a position where he went to prison and would still be playing for Newcastle or someone bigger than us not QPR.

 

[Minty Fresh]

Joey Barton

An absolute genius. I wish I could copy and paste Nietzche quotes from Wikipedia like he does.