Tash Memorial Thread.

[The Situation]

Gawd, I'd prefer Tash to Jedward!

Ha its a tough call!

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Please nobody say Clarke Carlisle. Please.

Apparently James Milner, Yohan Cabaye and Frank Lampard are all very intelligent.

 

[Cal.]

Have to admit, I'd probably be Raylor. I seem to be able to do a lot of different stuff to a competant level but never become a true expert at one thing or find the one thing I'm best at.

You're not even the best Raylor, I am. Although in saying that, that'd make you the best Raylor and start some kind of Raylor paradox.

 

[Donkey Toon]

I'd have to be Lovenkrands.

Because both of us should have retired years ago!

 

[Kyle?]

You're not even the best Raylor, I am. Although in saying that, that'd make you the best Raylor and start some kind of Raylor paradox.

 

[Willa Pond]

Heavy Metal Tash
Albert's Chip Shop

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[TheLittleGeordie]

Apparently James Milner, Yohan Cabaye and Frank Lampard are all very intelligent.

Don't know about Milner, Cabayes learn't English very well in just a few months so probably him. Lampard though i think just went to a good school rather than being particularly intelligent.

I'll add Walcott to that list he seems switched on and can actually string a sentance together. Barton probably is in there and Paul Scharner looks clever in those glasses

 

[DuD]

Doesn't Harper have a degree or something?

 

[Cal.]

Does Cabaye dare to challenge Shola for being the answer to the "who's the most intelligent?" question that players get asked now and again?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Doesn't Harper have a degree or something?

Bench sitting?

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Heavy Metal Tash
Albert's Chip Shop

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Albert's Chip Shop back on here came back just before Christmas.

 

[Minty Fresh]

Our players always say Shola is very intelligent.

Also, Obertan can speak something like 5 languages.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Don't know about Milner, Cabayes learn't English very well in just a few months so probably him. Lampard though i think just went to a good school rather than being particularly intelligent.

I'll add Walcott to that list he seems switched on and can actually string a sentance together. Barton probably is in there and Paul Scharner looks clever in those glasses

Heard about Milner having good qualifications when he was playing for Newcastle, sure I heard it mentioned about Cabaye just after he signed for us. Paul Schnarner looks like a professor in those glasses and has one of the best humours of any footballer currently playing in the Premier League.

 

[Minty Fresh]

Bench sitting?

You're thinking of Alan Smith

 

[Kyle?]

Don't know about Milner, Cabayes learn't English very well in just a few months so probably him. Lampard though i think just went to a good school rather than being particularly intelligent.

I'll add Walcott to that list he seems switched on and can actually string a sentance together. Barton probably is in there and Paul Scharner looks clever in those glasses

Every time i hear Theo in an interview, it appears he has the brain the size of a goldfish. Doesn't come across as very intelligent.

 

[Kyle?]

You're thinking of Alan Smith

It would be a miracle for him to even make the bench. I think sitting at home on the sofa is more his area of expertise.

 

[Agent Bruce]

You're thinking of Alan Smith

Harps has done his share.

 

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

So you wear scarves like this???

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[NSFW][/NSFW]

No way!!!!!

What shop do you reckon he got that from?............

 

[Kyle?]

Our players always say Shola is very intelligent.

Also, Obertan can speak something like 5 languages.

Aliens need to be clever. They have to adapt to survive.

 

[Minty Fresh]

I would say our 3 most intelligent players were: Harper, Ameobi, Collo

And 3 least intelligent were: Raylor, Simpson, Best