TALKING RUBBISH

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Sorry. Just wanted an excuse to use this meme.

No excuse needed.

That's a brilliant meme.


I rate everyone I meet on a ****offability scale.

The Missus is 0.1, except when she pisses me off when that is increased by a scale factor of 10 to 60.

The kids hover at 1.3 to 9.6.

9.6 is a phone call when I've just got into bed winging about no buses, no money and a strange man called Derek asking inappropriate questions and offering to take them for a hot dog.


****s I work with can rise to 9.2. Daily. Hourly. By the ****ing minute.


9.6 is the highest score I've ever recorded.

Only person in the last 30 years I've actually had to punch.
 
No excuse needed.

That's a brilliant meme.


I rate everyone I meet on a ****offability scale.

The Missus is 0.1, except when she pisses me off when that is increased by a scale factor of 10 to 60.

The kids hover at 1.3 to 9.6.

9.6 is a phone call when I've just got into bed winging about no buses, no money and a strange man called Derek asking inappropriate questions and offering to take them for a hot dog.


****s I work with can rise to 9.2. Daily. Hourly. By the ****ing minute.


9.6 is the highest score I've ever recorded.

Only person in the last 30 years I've actually had to punch.

Brilliant. <laugh>
 
I don't mind Shiver, but solely because of the guitar in it.

Yeah, Shiver's alright. I'm going to stop right now, Will, because this will end up happening.

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After listening to Talk, Shiver and The Scientist, I'm now listening to Violet Hill.

****.