No excuse needed.
That's a brilliant meme.
I rate everyone I meet on a ****offability scale.
The Missus is 0.1, except when she pisses me off when that is increased by a scale factor of 10 to 60.
The kids hover at 1.3 to 9.6.
9.6 is a phone call when I've just got into bed winging about no buses, no money and a strange man called Derek asking inappropriate questions and offering to take them for a hot dog.
****s I work with can rise to 9.2. Daily. Hourly. By the ****ing minute.
9.6 is the highest score I've ever recorded.
Only person in the last 30 years I've actually had to punch.