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Hull City AFC (DMD) said:
That is spooky. I'm sat watching a programme about the possible existence of parallel universe's, and you post that. <laugh>
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Your universe then? You are probably the only person who actually understands what you write. I'm not sure why you put a 'laughing' emoticon on the end of everything? These should only be used if what you have written is funny, which as a guide it isn't. You used to be funny, a long long time ago, tell me what happened to change that Dutch?
 
Hull City AFC (GLP) said:
Your universe then? You are probably the only person who actually understands what you write. I'm not sure why you put a 'laughing' emoticon on the end of everything? These should only be used if what you have written is funny, which as a guide it isn't. You used to be funny, a long long time ago, tell me what happened to change that Dutch?
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I probably made the mistake of replying to too many boring ****s with issues. <ok>

Any news on the takeover?
 
Q.E.D.

If you're trying to claim I'm argumentative, I think even you must realise that you trying generate an argument with me is hardly a way to prove the claim. :emoticon-0112-wonde
 
tigerscanada said:
How many branes are there in these alternative universes I ponder ?
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“It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.”
 
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“It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.”
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You're just stringing me along - I can tell. :emoticon-0100-smile<laugh>
 
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A beautiful woman was walking down the street when a man approached her.
The man said, "You are perfection, I must have you right now! I'll drop £500 at your feet and during the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can **** you roughly from behind!"

The woman thinks it over and asks the man to wait a minute. She calls her friend and asks her opinion. Her friend says, "The man's an idiot. Take it because, when he drops the £500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run off before he can even get his cock out."

Two hours later the lady still hadn't phoned her friend back, so the friend phones her instead.

"Well? What happened?" she asks.

"The ****er had it in fifty pence pieces!"
 
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A white U.S. Government Official asked the Indian Chief "Two Eagles",
"You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done. Considering all these events, in your opinion,where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied,"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing - All night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
 
Maybe there's a possibility of a group from Madrid being interested in the take over?

They do say,"Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition."

Aargh, Fez has nicked my coat.
 
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Hull City AFC (DMD) said:
Maybe there's a possibility of a group from Madrid being interested in the take over?

They do say,"Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition."

Aargh, Fez has nicked my coat.
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I'd heard it was a business consortium from Jerusalem. Apparently they have almost completed the due diligence phase.:emoticon-0100-smile
 
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