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Think @monacoger wrestled it backgood old Mick, his tags were [HASHTAG]#while[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#dev[/HASHTAG] and #as (which didn´t work)
[HASHTAG]#boris contacted snowden with exposé dossier[/HASHTAG] which shed light on the truth that a [HASHTAG]#patience fart caused 9/11[/HASHTAG] much to her husbands disdain who was still in shock because [HASHTAG]#monaco fearful of darkie son's huge boaby[/HASHTAG] unlike resident vegan [HASHTAG]#st waiting for monaco's son to come of age[/HASHTAG] but the site alkie had a plan... [HASHTAG]#aldo wore salmond mask in bid to enter st anus[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#baz and his molested brats[/HASHTAG] went to Ibrox to see the Auld firm derby (sevco 2012) but [HASHTAG]#baz[/HASHTAG] covers sons ears when billy boys is sung as to avoid a lambasting by his taig wife. [HASHTAG]#trev's clandestine plot to open julie's nostrils[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#with one of julie's monster dong dildos[/HASHTAG] is scuppered when [HASHTAG]#mon rests pint on patiences bottom lip[/HASHTAG] and peers into 1 twechar Road. [HASHTAG]#*****ger = son of sands[/HASHTAG] kicks down the door and assaults young trev but he whips out his lock-back and attacks the taigs tiny cock. [HASHTAG]#monny yelped gesundheit as foreskin was removed[/HASHTAG] and trev made his escape. Monny ran home whimpering but bumped into Mindy on the way. [HASHTAG]#mindy attacked child in rangers top + got doing[/HASHTAG] the same day so both *****s were bloodied and in tears. [HASHTAG]#mindy mum had zika virus during pregnancy[/HASHTAG] so that cheered Monny up seeing his funny dome. They both became friends and cheer on the bhoys together.
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We both think mon should try one.This is a lot funnier after some cervezas
The GC regulars were getting together for the annual Christmas luncheon where [HASHTAG]#xmas goose served on patience's lip wear[/HASHTAG] , there was an apprehension after last year when [HASHTAG]#dev ruined xmas lunch with bible john anecdote[/HASHTAG] and also turned some stomachs when [HASHTAG]#dev tasted own jizm via chamagne flute[/HASHTAG]
All tastes are catered for, even [HASHTAG]#toby's festive nut roast[/HASHTAG] has went down a treat though [HASHTAG]#toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic[/HASHTAG] often occurs afterwards.
No mash totties this year after [HASHTAG]#aldo beat wife with dev's potato masher[/HASHTAG] and a healthy weight watchers lunch is available for the rotund amongst us after [HASHTAG]#trev 12000 calorie binge alarms physician[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#pud airlifted from bedroom after mammoth binge[/HASHTAG]
Looking forward to it.
All tastes are catered for, even [HASHTAG]#toby's festive nut roast[/HASHTAG] has went down a treat though [HASHTAG]#toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic[/HASHTAG] often occurs afterwards.
No mash totties this year after [HASHTAG]#aldo beat wife with dev's potato masher[/HASHTAG] and a healthy weight watchers lunch is available for the rotund amongst us after [HASHTAG]#trev 12000 calorie binge alarms physician[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#pud airlifted from bedroom after mammoth binge[/HASHTAG]
Looking forward to it.
At least you tried. There’s some stalwarts here that haven’t bothered their arses. [HASHTAG]#Disappointed[/HASHTAG]
Felt a bit like Gambo after that thread he posted last week.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that [HASHTAG]#edge glued penis to wife's hand as she slept[/HASHTAG] . The selfish Barrie spared no thought to his liberal use of adhesive and as such [HASHTAG]#julie can't shoot anything out her nostrils[/HASHTAG] . [HASHTAG]#did barrie show you my pic ffs[/HASHTAG] ??cried Julie as she [HASHTAG]#slipped and landed on my balls squashing them.[/HASHTAG] 'I didn't want to look!', but muttered [HASHTAG]#mick's foot looks like baz's wife[/HASHTAG] under my breath.
Meanwhile [HASHTAG]#new restrictions on dev[/HASHTAG] means [HASHTAG]#dev hasn't seen er's penis[/HASHTAG] in quite some time and [HASHTAG]#dev killed er at lemon party[/HASHTAG] . [HASHTAG]#dev saddened by allegations[/HASHTAG] decided to ramp up his 'preparations'.
Meanwhile [HASHTAG]#new restrictions on dev[/HASHTAG] means [HASHTAG]#dev hasn't seen er's penis[/HASHTAG] in quite some time and [HASHTAG]#dev killed er at lemon party[/HASHTAG] . [HASHTAG]#dev saddened by allegations[/HASHTAG] decided to ramp up his 'preparations'.
[HASHTAG]#ciaran[/HASHTAG] browsed not606 at jsa interview as the tag [HASHTAG]#fück the pope and the ira - ciaran jr.[/HASHTAG] appeared then disappeared. [HASHTAG]#ciaran claims ignorance in tag deletion probe[/HASHTAG] as the site team launched an investigation but this was thrown into disarray as [HASHTAG]#brb[/HASHTAG] fisted minxy as mick rubbed swollen foot then unexpectedly [HASHTAG]#kev[/HASHTAG] beat chest as zookeepers fired [HASHTAG]#spunkfest[/HASHTAG] all over [HASHTAG]#his boyish face[/HASHTAG]
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[HASHTAG]#dev scolded crying widow for being weak[/HASHTAG] as [HASHTAG]#ciaran[/HASHTAG] laughed as michael stone opened fire
[HASHTAG]#ciaran beel at sons union flag bed sheet[/HASHTAG] is a direct link to the trauma he faced when [HASHTAG]#dev chased ciaran's dad with rifle[/HASHTAG]
Sensing a meltdown [HASHTAG]#ciaran asks mick for loan of foot to dress as pony[/HASHTAG] but when he discovers [HASHTAG]#mick cleaned kids penis with mouth as mum slept[/HASHTAG] not even [HASHTAG]#medro tiny willy[/HASHTAG] could cheer him up
[HASHTAG]#ciaran beel at sons union flag bed sheet[/HASHTAG] is a direct link to the trauma he faced when [HASHTAG]#dev chased ciaran's dad with rifle[/HASHTAG]
Sensing a meltdown [HASHTAG]#ciaran asks mick for loan of foot to dress as pony[/HASHTAG] but when he discovers [HASHTAG]#mick cleaned kids penis with mouth as mum slept[/HASHTAG] not even [HASHTAG]#medro tiny willy[/HASHTAG] could cheer him up
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