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How people walk in these high heels I will never know.
Hello RIP, so pleased it was good for you last night and please please dont worry, it happens to lots of men, but I can wait.
Hello RIP, so pleased it was good for you last night and please please dont worry, it happens to lots of men, but I can wait.
RIP Barton's Tash - not to worry mate, I hear you can buy viagra at your local pharmacist without a prescription - you just ask for it by the chemical name "Mycoxaflopyn"
Please forget I said that, it slipped out(just like last night) and I would at to cause embarrasment.
Bartons tash went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
Bartons tash answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
Bartons tash said, "That's all right. I'm an old git- I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
Bartons tash answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
Bartons tash said, "That's all right. I'm an old git- I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
Cracking joke
this is for Bartons, as it looks like the last sperm in the sperm bank, or what most of the Skunks are make from
Barton's Tash was looking at buying some prosthetic limbs, but when he realised they cost an arm and a leg he changed his mind...
Seeing the shape of the Mags, aesthetic was probably right.
can we keep shape out of this please
I most certainly did Snowdonia...I don't know where that came from, but it has now been corrected..