Pep had a bad 14 days.
Friday 13th August
Gives an interview about wanting Kane.
Saturday 14th August
previous comments from Pep about Spurs being the "Harry Kane" team rehashed.
Sunday 15th August
Play spurs in the league. Kane not in the team. Yet somehow God's 11 lose 1-0 to Kaneless FC...for the 4th time since his Kane FC dig...each lose without kane.
Throws a mini wobbly when the quote was raised after the game.
Monday 16th August
Pep lovers adamant that Kane will join.
Friday 20th August
Pep moans that Spurs are not negotiating
Saturday 21st August
Pep lovers claim Kane will not play against Wolves as he forces his move to City.
Kane plays against wolves...and gets a good reception from spurs fans.
Tuesday 24th August
Kane says he is staying at Spurs.
Wednesday 25th August
City decide they want Ronaldo
Thursday 26th August
£55m defender suspended by club after being charged with serious offences.
Friday 27th August
Pep publicly makes a total spoon of himself, complaining that spurs refused to negotiate and that City do not have money.
Ronaldo says **** you Pep and Joins United.
If you lot don't beat meltdown City fc Arteta deserves shooting