Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

It was a joke

 

Yeah, it's going to be really ****.

 

Really?

It was ****.

 

Nice new tag Ponkz. Like it.

 

surprised Lukaku is joint favourite when Kane and Salah are proven better scorers

I’d be delighted if lukaku got 20 goals whereas you expect 25 plus from Ron Kane salah

 

Not like City will be short of goals next season

 

That’s right, set the bar low for the fat boring bastard.

 

I have no idea how much truth there is to the story, except the fact Fergie defo got on the blower to him. Probably to say "Don't worry about Ole son, just look at me in the directors box for what to do"

But it's just a great headline to rinse the City fans with and that'll do

 

Ronaldo's first game likely to be against Newcastle on September 11th. Steve Bruce to hold a minute's silence with Joe Biden.

 

Klopp’s tracksuit was soaking wet from the tears

 

You guys cracking me up to today with the banter.

 

Hardly setting the bar low at our club

do you know how many no 9s we have ruined at Chelsea from Robert Fleck to Gordon Davies to Chris Sutton

 

Morata almost made me forget what we did to Soldado...

 

Have Liverpool signed Mbappe yet?

 

They have to sell Salah, Mane and Van Diyk first for the deposit

 

they’re so skint.

 

Can’t wait to see Robertson shouting at Ronaldo to try and put him off