Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

[Quesadaad]

Unconfirmed reports that baby elephants can indeed jump.
Ponkie commiting hari kari as we speak!

 

[Libby]

Unconfirmed reports that baby elephants can indeed jump.
Ponkie commiting hari kari as we speak!

His credibility here is in tatters. Poor Ponks, need Fosse to come sort him out.

 

[Gessa]

So all mammals can jump, with the exception of white men.

 

[Libby]

So all mammals can jump, with the exception of white men.

And rhinos.

 

[Quesadaad]

And sloths

 

[PINKIE]

Unconfirmed reports that baby elephants can indeed jump.
Ponkie commiting hari kari as we speak!

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That doesn't count bro

 

[Sucky]

So all mammals can jump, with the exception of white men.

This kind of racism might be okay on your board mate but not here.

@Libby can you tell brb pls bro

 

[Diego]

And possibly hippos

 

[Libby]

**** knows how we've managed to drag this out for so long

On tomorrow's transfer fred facts we'll talk about animals with multiple vaginas.

 

[Quesadaad]

His credibility here is in tatters. Poor Ponks, need Fosse to come sort him out.

Literally took ten seconds to google. The ****s done here. Done.

 

[Gessa]

And possibly hippos

I once had a hippo bag full of hard-core no way was that jumping.

 

[PINKIE]

Literally took ten seconds to google. The ****s done here. Done.

See you can make a Sloth jump.

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Need to fkin up your game here bro

 

[Libby]

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That doesn't count bro

Who the **** makes these things ffs

 

[PINKIE]

And possibly hippos

Four feet off the ground bro

I'm dealing with amateurs here ffs.

 

[PINKIE]

Who the **** makes these things ffs

**** knows

I'm just glad they did.

 

[Quesadaad]

Who the **** makes these things ffs

Me

 

[Quesadaad]

See you can make a Sloth jump.

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Need to fkin up your game here bro

What’s that woman doing to it!! I didn’t even see her at first

 

[PINKIE]

What’s that woman doing to it!! I didn’t even see her at first

Making it jump bro

You would too if somebody shoved a cold metal pipe up your arse.

 

[Gessa]

Getting back on thread, whilst continuing in the same vein.

Has Traore signed for the Spuds yet?

 

[Quesadaad]

Making it jump bro

You would too if somebody shoved a cold metal pipe up your arse.

Saying it’s cold seems a bit unnecessary bro.
It’s not like I’d just giggle if it was a warm metal pipe.