Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

Unconfirmed reports that baby elephants can indeed jump.
Ponkie commiting hari kari as we speak!

 

His credibility here is in tatters. Poor Ponks, need Fosse to come sort him out.

 

So all mammals can jump, with the exception of white men.

 

And rhinos.

 

And sloths

 

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That doesn't count bro

 

This kind of racism might be okay on your board mate but not here.

@Libby can you tell brb pls bro

 

And possibly hippos

 

**** knows how we've managed to drag this out for so long

On tomorrow's transfer fred facts we'll talk about animals with multiple vaginas.

 

Literally took ten seconds to google. The ****s done here. Done.

 

I once had a hippo bag full of hard-core no way was that jumping.

 

See you can make a Sloth jump.

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Need to fkin up your game here bro

 

Who the **** makes these things ffs

 

Four feet off the ground bro

I'm dealing with amateurs here ffs.

 

**** knows

I'm just glad they did.

 

Me

 

What’s that woman doing to it!! I didn’t even see her at first

 

Making it jump bro

You would too if somebody shoved a cold metal pipe up your arse.

 

Getting back on thread, whilst continuing in the same vein.

Has Traore signed for the Spuds yet?

 

Saying it’s cold seems a bit unnecessary bro.
It’s not like I’d just giggle if it was a warm metal pipe.