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[duggie2000]

Go **** yourself **** chops, we would have been champions if we'd had a striker

or a team

 

[Chief]

if you think Crouch was ****e god knows what you think of your whole squad .

He was an average player in an average team.

You get all misty eyed as much you want, but he was ****e.

Would he get anywhere near one of your sides of the last decade?

No, would he ****.

Same for Dirk Kuyt, that ridiculously **** Brazilian impostor you all fapped over, whose name I can't even remember, plus others. They were ****, in a **** team, in a **** period for you lot.

 

[Chief]

. dunno what happened there.

Was only trying to add the word 'can'.

 

[Solid Air]

He was an average player in an average team.

You get all misty eyed as much you want, but he was ****e.

Would he get anywhere near one of your sides of the last decade?

No, would he ****.

Same for Dirk Kuyt, that ridiculously **** Brazilian impostor you all fapped over, whose name I can't even remember, plus others. They were ****, in a **** team, in a **** period for you lot.

neither Kuyt or Crouch were top level but they were far from ****

 

[Chief]

neither Kuyt or Crouch were top level but they were far from ****

K mate.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

He was an average player in an average team.

You get all misty eyed as much you want, but he was ****e.

Was he average or ****e? Make up your mind.

 

[Chief]

Was he average or ****e? Make up your mind.

Oh, sorry, can a player not be both?

I have to choose, let me think. Wow, this it tough.

****e, I'll go for ****e. Is that ok?

 

[duggie2000]

Oh, sorry, can a player not be both?

I have to choose, let me think. Wow, this it tough.

****e, I'll go for ****e. Is that ok?

On average he was ****e

 

[Peej]

On average he was ****e

That’s a ****e assessment of an average player.

 

[Spurlock]

Toon fans are going to hate it on here next season

especially since Sunderland is everyone’s 2nd team now

 

[FosseFilberto]

He was an average player in an average team.

You get all misty eyed as much you want, but he was ****e.

Would he get anywhere near one of your sides of the last decade?

No, would he ****.

Same for Dirk Kuyt, that ridiculously **** Brazilian impostor you all fapped over, whose name I can't even remember, plus others. They were ****, in a **** team, in a **** period for you lot.

Andres Carrollinho?

 

[Chief]

Andres Carrollinho?

No, was thinking of Lucas.

Best player in Europe in his postion though, obvs.

Just like all of their players at that time.

 

[Sucky]

No, was thinking of Lucas.

Best player in Europe in his postion though, obvs.

Just like all of their players at that time.

Bit like your lot now.

****e and average and ****

 

[Chief]

Bit like your lot now.

****e and average and ****

Not sure any of us would be claiming we've got the best player in Europe in every position, to be absolutely honest.

So no, not like us at all.

 

[Sucky]

Not sure any of us would be claiming we've got the best player in Europe in every position, to be absolutely honest.

So no, not like us at all.

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[Chief]

Not the same thing though is it.

Nice try.

 

[Sucky]

Not the same thing though is it.

Nice try.

But you're the best club In world.

When you're clearly not,

Not even the biggest club in England anymore.

So it's the same

 

[Saf]

Toon fans are going to hate it on here next season

especially since Sunderland is everyone’s 2nd team now

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[FosseFilberto]

But you're the best club In world.

When you're clearly not,

Not even the biggest club in England anymore.

So it's the same

Citeh ain't bigger then United bruv

 

[Saf]

Funny to see the Toon spin on things. After losing out on Ekitike, Sesko and loads of others, they’re now rejoicing over signing Brentford’s second best forward lol.