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or a team

 

He was an average player in an average team.

You get all misty eyed as much you want, but he was ****e.

Would he get anywhere near one of your sides of the last decade?

No, would he ****.

Same for Dirk Kuyt, that ridiculously **** Brazilian impostor you all fapped over, whose name I can't even remember, plus others. They were ****, in a **** team, in a **** period for you lot.

 

. dunno what happened there.

Was only trying to add the word 'can'.

 

neither Kuyt or Crouch were top level but they were far from ****

 

K mate.

 

Was he average or ****e? Make up your mind.

 

Oh, sorry, can a player not be both?

I have to choose, let me think. Wow, this it tough.

****e, I'll go for ****e. Is that ok?

 

On average he was ****e

 

That’s a ****e assessment of an average player.

 

Toon fans are going to hate it on here next season

especially since Sunderland is everyone’s 2nd team now

 

Andres Carrollinho?

 

No, was thinking of Lucas.

Best player in Europe in his postion though, obvs.

Just like all of their players at that time.

 

Bit like your lot now.

****e and average and ****

 

Not sure any of us would be claiming we've got the best player in Europe in every position, to be absolutely honest.

So no, not like us at all.

 

Orly...

 

Not the same thing though is it.

Nice try.

 

But you're the best club In world.

When you're clearly not,

Not even the biggest club in England anymore.

So it's the same

 

Citeh ain't bigger then United bruv

 

Funny to see the Toon spin on things. After losing out on Ekitike, Sesko and loads of others, they’re now rejoicing over signing Brentford’s second best forward lol.