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CB and versatile forward. Deadline day will be more about who we want to move on and any late unexpected moves for lads we’d rather keep really but would need to replace.
 
Is Shearer dumb?

I think he is probably of fairly average intelligence, but crafty enough to keep on the right side of the right people . There are other words for this kind of behaviour.

Not bothered in the least about what he has said or has not said. I am not aware of one single original thought he has ever had or voiced .
 
Doing some AI training at work so asked it for a poem on Sunderland's transfer business. It created this in seconds. Useless but fun.

Ah, Sunderland, with sunlight in its stride,
Upon the Premier League shores, your ambitions glide,
A record-smashing spree, £170 million spent,
To weave a squad with purpose, football's intent

Granit Xhaka leads with seasoned grace,
A general's touch, his power keeps the pace
Habib Diarra, Diarra of strides so bold,
From Strasbourg's clutches, for £30 million, sold

Young stars now flourish in Wearside’s fold,
Diarra and Sadiki, unbridled and bold
Yet hearts must part as Bellingham departs,
To Borussia’s charm, an echo that departs

Oh Stadium of Light, witness dreams ignite,
A squad reborn—speed, youth, and might
From relegation's shadow to hope renewed,
A phoenix rises; Sunderland’s fight is true
Another piece of evidence for the increased regulation of AI
 
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