Summer transfer window

First choice Arsenal centre forward to score more goals than Spurs back up reserve forward.

Seems a completely reasonable bet that, yeah.

 

Typical gooner, only wants to offer a bet that involves their first choice and our fourth choice.

You lot are soy boys personified.

Change Richarlison to Kane and you’re on.

 

The issue being discussed here is Jesus v Richarlison though

We've paid £45m for him. I'm taking the piss out of you for spunking £60m on Richarlison

So come at me bro if you've got the minerals

 

Oh dear

 

****in hell

@Dier Hard won't be singing it though, coz he ain't got the faith in him to outscore Jesus.

 

It’s actually laughable how little faith you have in Jesus already that you need to offer a bet against a squad player.

The irony of talking about minerals .

 

Oh so you've spunked £60m on a squad player now

It's okay bro, if you ain't got the stones for it, just politely decline and we can move on.

 

4th choice ffs

Only the likes of City, Chavs and PSG spend £60m on a 4th choice striker.

 

Yeah we have, lol. Chief was able to spot that, yet somehow you can’t.

Jesus vs Kane is the bet to make. They’re the two that’ll be leading the line for their respective sides.

Or how about Richarlison vs Pepe then?

 

Don't be silly.

This is the transfer thread, both clubs signed a striker each.

You spuds were laughing about us signing a City back up player who never flourished even with supply from the world's best
We were laughing at you for spunking £60m on a bloke who spends more time on the deck than captain's Birdseye

Therefore the match up is between these two new signings, not one that you want to shoe-horn in coz you ain't got the faith in your man

Don't go all Fosse on me bro

 

Yeah, Phillips said he would only go to Citeh, we had to sell, put Citeh in the driving seat. Last week we were told the kid coming the other way was costing us £5m, today it seems it's £42m plus him, plus £3m in add ons, so basically £50m, still £10m short of his true value.

 

You clearly don’t have enough faith in Jesus and you’re masking that by offering bets involving squad players.

I’ve got faith in Richarlison to out score your squad player (who cost more than Richarlison!).
I’ve got faith in Kane to out score your first choice striker.

But no, you just want the first choice vs squad player bet. I expected better from you.

 

New signing vs new signing

Whats the problem?



In other news


Ronny was like

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I'll take Darwin v jesus v Brazilian Benteke

 

Do you seriously believe this sort of stuff?

Genuinely?

 

That one yes.

 

Looks like Eriksen’s agreed to join Utd.

 

Let's be honest, you ain't just spent £60m on a 4th choice back up. Richarlison will play a key part in your team.

But despite you Spuds claiming Jesus is a City squad player who still couldn't do the business with City's strikeforce around him

You still ain't got the faith in Richarlison to outscore him

Got it bro

 

At no point ever has Bergwijn been mentioned as a potential target for us.

It's just made up.