Summer transfer window

Getting rid of Anthony Gordon in return for Dele ****in' Alli.

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My message to tin Hag

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They may as well just start the morphine to speed this **** up so they can die.

 

Not a chance they'd accept that, nor would I want them too either.

Don't see the hype in him.

 

Well when you put it like that

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Ginger innit.

Has no soul so runs faster than normal

 

Thought the Richarlison deal covered the Ali payment?

 

I actually think he's decent from the 4 or 5 games I saw him in last year but loves a fuking dive.

Young enough to cut that out tho, has potential I'd say 10m is a worthy gamble

 

Nope, £50m + £10m in add-ons but those add-ons aren't Dele related.

Probably if we win a trophy, so it's just £50m really...

 

So they're potentially getting rid of Gordon and Richarlison for Deli? About sums up Everton's transfer business since about 1985.

 

That was an option supposedly, one the #peasants declined

 

Just a **** man city mate

 

Not anymore tbh.

Since this Russian thing they've basically lost their shadow sugar daddy. Not to mention accusations of financial mismanagement, now apparently searching for investors in the new stadium.

Think they're skint and don't know how to approach that reality.

 

I found the #peasant version of Roy last year

 

Learnt that from Richarlison so I now see why we want him, get the apprentice now that we've got the master.

A £10m punt plus writing off the Dele stuff I suppose is a no lose deal because that's pretty much peanuts for Prem clubs nowadays but I'd rather we just chucked that £10m into the Spence deal and get that wrapped up soon.

 

If the fire sale continues they'll be left with the tranny and if he breaks a nail during the season they will be ****ed.

 

Its a good deal for you I think.

Ive not seen anything off this Spence so dunno

 

1 of the alleged party's interested in them was a certain portly sports retail owner who has been out of football since October 7th last year

 

Really surprised you don't seem to have any competition for this deal, the lad looks the real deal.