Summer Transfer Window

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

So we're buying a whole new team?

Where have you been for the last 14 years?

 

[Obi Wan]

Where have you been for the last 14 years?

In Gregg's.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

In Gregg's.

How many times did you bump in to Steve Bruce?

 

[Obi Wan]

How many times did you bump in to Steve Bruce?

There wasn't room for both of us in the same store. I sent him to another one.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Where have you been for the last 14 years?

He went to France and it took a while for all of his updates to finish

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

There wasn't room for both of us in the same store. I sent him to another one.

Should have 5th chinned him first

 

[GodAlmighty]

Should have 5th chinned him first

He would have done but he's not called Jonathan from Aberdeen

 

[Fox Mulder]

Owt happening?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Owt happening?

Christian Pulisic on the way.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Christian Pulisic on the way.

Really

 

[GodAlmighty]

Owt happening?

Nah, only thing I've learned today is that Jonathan from Aberdeen can Kick Toby from Glamorgan's arse every day of the week

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

He would have done but he's not called Jonathan from Aberdeen

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[GodAlmighty]

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That's about as thick as singing at 10,000 Zulu's rather than shooting them

 

[Fox Mulder]

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[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

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Better than Shelvey is a **** and Slongstaff

 

[G4rdToonArmy]

and you can add this lot

Tanguy Ndombele
Rasmus Hojlund
Connor Gallagher
Callum Hudson-Odoi
Christian Pulisic
Armando Broja
Emmanuel Dennis

Here you go, take your pick:

Paqueta
Maddison
Raul de Tomas
Goncalo Ramos
Luis Muriel
Dieng

Any two of these will put us in to serious contention for 5th-7th. Been saying it for a few weeks now but we are a signing or two away from being a really competitive squad.

 

[Roland Deschain]

That Alfonso knows less than **** all. WUM I think.

 

[Obi Wan]

That Alfonso knows less than **** all. WUM I think.

I believe the Spanish/Italian version of Albert is Alberto, not Alfonso.

 

[GodAlmighty]

FFS being linked with N'Dombele for a fee of at least £50m is the scariest NUFC rumour I've read since I thought someone was joking saying we'd appointed Alan Pardew as manager

 

[Obi Wan]

FFS being linked with N'Dombele for a fee of at least £50m is the scariest NUFC rumour I've read since I thought someone was joking saying we'd appointed Alan Pardew as manager

That would be a crazy signing, especially for that kind of money.