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Where have you been for the last 14 years?

 

In Gregg's.

 

How many times did you bump in to Steve Bruce?

 

There wasn't room for both of us in the same store. I sent him to another one.

 

He went to France and it took a while for all of his updates to finish

 

Should have 5th chinned him first

 

He would have done but he's not called Jonathan from Aberdeen

 

Owt happening?

 

Christian Pulisic on the way.

 

Really

 

Nah, only thing I've learned today is that Jonathan from Aberdeen can Kick Toby from Glamorgan's arse every day of the week

 

That's about as thick as singing at 10,000 Zulu's rather than shooting them

 

Better than Shelvey is a **** and Slongstaff

 

Any two of these will put us in to serious contention for 5th-7th. Been saying it for a few weeks now but we are a signing or two away from being a really competitive squad.

 

That Alfonso knows less than **** all. WUM I think.

 

I believe the Spanish/Italian version of Albert is Alberto, not Alfonso.

 

FFS being linked with N'Dombele for a fee of at least £50m is the scariest NUFC rumour I've read since I thought someone was joking saying we'd appointed Alan Pardew as manager

 

That would be a crazy signing, especially for that kind of money.