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No infections that are known.
There will be no leakages other than from my nostrils.
Not sandals. They are for women. I will be wearing good old fashioned trainers.

Then in that case crack on with the condition that you occasionally wipe your nose <cheers>
 
They both in prams like? Ffs!

The longer the walk the less drinking time we have.

Also the bairn brings a tablet, a phone, a nintentdo switch, a hoodie, a backpack, a chat up lines book, and **** knows how many packets of sweets with him so **** knows what GG brings <laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
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The longer the walk the less drinking time we have.

Also the bairn brings a tablet, a phone, a nintentdo switch, a hoodie, a backpack, a chat up lines book, and **** knows how many packets of sweets with him so **** knows what GG brings <laugh><laugh><laugh>
Basically can’t believe anyone hasn’t made the connection why I want to wear shorts.

Im big allowed to wear jeans with zips anymore.

Doctors orders.
 
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No old women? Can I remind you were you decided to meet?

Although woman might be pushing it

Erm that was Chippy's idea not mine........which kind of explains a lot. I still can't get the skid marks out my mind......poor ****ing bar staff will have taken hours mopping that mess up <laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
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Is that what Ben was drinking out of the last time?

I was sound until @Hung,Drawn and Quartered bought me Staropramen (which I stupidly asked for, stuff kills me). Was a long walk from the Shark Bar to the ground like, staggering about. Started to sober up by half time so got 1 of those Jack Daniels and coke cans. Was alright after it too! Just between Shearers and Shark bar i was feeling it <laugh>
 
I was sound until @Hung,Drawn and Quartered bought me Staropramen (which I stupidly asked for, stuff kills me). Was a long walk from the Shark Bar to the ground like, staggering about. Started to sober up by half time so got 1 of those Jack Daniels and coke cans. Was alright after it too! Just between Shearers and Shark bar i was feeling it <laugh>

Get yourself a coke during the odd round then.
 
I was sound until @Hung,Drawn and Quartered bought me Staropramen (which I stupidly asked for, stuff kills me). Was a long walk from the Shark Bar to the ground like, staggering about. Started to sober up by half time so got 1 of those Jack Daniels and coke cans. Was alright after it too! Just between Shearers and Shark bar i was feeling it <laugh>
What time did you guys start drinking at?