Summer Transfer Window

I don’t like to be to warm.

 

Then in that case crack on with the condition that you occasionally wipe your nose

 

They both in prams like? Ffs!

 

The longer the walk the less drinking time we have.

Also the bairn brings a tablet, a phone, a nintentdo switch, a hoodie, a backpack, a chat up lines book, and **** knows how many packets of sweets with him so **** knows what GG brings

 

Steady Ben. I’ve heard about your drinking powers.

 

Basically can’t believe anyone hasn’t made the connection why I want to wear shorts.

Im big allowed to wear jeans with zips anymore.

Doctors orders.

 

On his defence there was no karaoke and no old women to chat up where we were.



Just joking mate

 

Is that what Ben was drinking out of the last time?

 

No old women? Can I remind you were you decided to meet?

Although woman might be pushing it

 

Erm that was Chippy's idea not mine........which kind of explains a lot. I still can't get the skid marks out my mind......poor ****ing bar staff will have taken hours mopping that mess up

 

I was sound until @Hung,Drawn and Quartered bought me Staropramen (which I stupidly asked for, stuff kills me). Was a long walk from the Shark Bar to the ground like, staggering about. Started to sober up by half time so got 1 of those Jack Daniels and coke cans. Was alright after it too! Just between Shearers and Shark bar i was feeling it

 

Get yourself a coke during the odd round then.

 

I'm not usually a lightweight ya cheeky twunt
How many had we had by the time we left Shark bar?

 

I wasn't counting but a few

 

What time did you guys start drinking at?

 

Still ticketless for tomorrow, no chance my mackem "relation" is producing the goods now. Mackem ****

 

Was about 1ish I think.

 

What time you starting drinking tomorrow? Just wondering if I should put a few tins in for the train journey.

 

Long before KO

 

Go join ToonArmy1892 in Shearer's