Summer Transfer Window

So according to Chronicle rumours today we are interested in:
1. Paqueta - paying between 45-50million Euros
2. Pepe and Evanilson - which sounds more like a singing duo from the 70's with a blind bloke and an emaciated girl than a pair of Brazilians from Porto
3. Gaetan Laborde - forward from Rennes

Also:
1. Ponteland pensioner admits smothering her 81-year-old husband after a disagreement over finances - which is presumably why @Andra Tutto Bene hasn't posted recently
2. Alnwick bakery cooks up Britain’s ‘priciest pork pie’ made with truffle, caviar and edible gold
 
So according to Chronicle rumours today we are interested in:
1. Paqueta - paying between 45-50million Euros
2. Pepe and Evanilson - which sounds more like a singing duo from the 70's with a blind bloke and an emaciated girl than a pair of Brazilians from Porto
3. Gaetan Laborde - forward from Rennes

Also:
1. Ponteland pensioner admits smothering her 81-year-old husband after a disagreement over finances - which is presumably why @Andra Tutto Bene hasn't posted recently
2. Alnwick bakery cooks up Britain’s ‘priciest pork pie’ made with truffle, caviar and edible gold

Gaetan Laborde sounds like Albert has been sunning himself too much on holiday again and fed up of no new transfer news.
 
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I thought last week they said we'd already made a 2nd (rejected) bid of around £24m and so this would be our 3rd bid. But everywhere saying this is 2nd bid. <confused>