Summer Transfer Window

You have now just brought in a third scenario.

 

It's touch and go at the moment.

 

So we're currently in the sexual predator phase. Awkward.

 

It's not looking good.

 

I forgot about that one

 

Jaoa pedro almost a done deal apparently... not sure how I feel about it as he's gets like 3/4 goals a season.

 

We'd get a return if we only played him 3 or 4 times!

 

So similar to ASM / Almiron then, but perhaps with more assists / better play?

 

ASM already has 3 assists this season. It's his first full season under eddie, and he has improved. I can see him getting 4-5 goals + maybe 10 assists this season.

 

So according to Chronicle rumours today we are interested in:
1. Paqueta - paying between 45-50million Euros
2. Pepe and Evanilson - which sounds more like a singing duo from the 70's with a blind bloke and an emaciated girl than a pair of Brazilians from Porto
3. Gaetan Laborde - forward from Rennes

Also:
1. Ponteland pensioner admits smothering her 81-year-old husband after a disagreement over finances - which is presumably why @Andra Tutto Bene hasn't posted recently
2. Alnwick bakery cooks up Britain’s ‘priciest pork pie’ made with truffle, caviar and edible gold

 

Poor Trev.
How big is this pork pie? asking for a friend.

 

Gaetan Laborde sounds like Albert has been sunning himself too much on holiday again and fed up of no new transfer news.

 

We have competition

 

I thought last week they said we'd already made a 2nd (rejected) bid of around £24m and so this would be our 3rd bid. But everywhere saying this is 2nd bid.

 

That stretches the definition of "competition".

 

I have no idea where they find them, but everyone who works for Sky Sports gives off this smug arrogant moron robot vibe, it's astonishing that they find them so easily.

 

Everton he will tell to **** off

 

I don’t know. Bet they offer higher wages than what we will do

 

I doubt the player will want to go there