Summer Transfer window

Mate, I was buzzing when we signed Ballotelli. It can't get much worse than that ffs

 

My god you're ****ing rattled pal. Talking to French football correspondents because Tel said your signings weren't world class

**** sake.

 

Talking? I heard them on the radio you plank. The only one I actually talk to is you

 

Ah the radio... that's convenient.

 

Sorry mate, next time I'll pop over to France

 

Well I'm sure your radio fairies are the real experts. Who were they by the way? We must be able to distinguish our Gary Nevilles from our Garth Crooks'.

Perhaps Fabinho will show how world class he is during the World Cup. Oh no that's right, Renato Augusto went instead... he plays in China you know.

 

Who's said he's world class?

I'm happy, Klopp's happy, you're sad. Do the maths.

 

Agreed, Bro.

I'm looking for signs as to whether or not Dickie can gate-crash the Top 4 Party, but I'm not seeing any signs of it, yet.

 

gtfo

They're ****ing miles behind.

 

I'm happy mate, I'm always happy.

I'm glad you're happy too.

 

Harsh, Bro.

However, I tend to agree with you, yet again.

 

Wouldn't be so sure mate. Relatively tight between you lot and although I don't think they'll make it I wouldn't be surprised if they make it.

They'll do better than Chelsea imo.

 

Ouch!

 

We've signed James Maddison from Norwich today for £24 m ... looks a fair prospect ... very happy with our transfer business so far ... just Greizmann now

 

James who?

 

... scored 14 goals from midfield last season ... bit of a baller ... Norwich fans seem to think he's the real deal ... sort of creativity we've certainly lacked in central midfield ...cautiously optimistic on this one.

So far, we've done some fair busines:
Maddison £24m
Ricardo Pereira £24m
Jonny Evans £3m (which is a bit of a steal at that price tbf)

 

It looks like your manager is preparing himself for a relegation battle, Bambs.

 

Don't think so Quentin - just strengthening the obvious flaws of last season - upwards from 9th then?

Your manager was allegedly spotted dropping tins of silver polish off at a car boot in Cheshunt at the weekend .... no point keeping what he ain't gonna need, I guess?

Cheers Quentin, have a nice day

 

I feel a bit of deja vu going on.

where have i heard all this before?

 

Yeah, I knew my piss-taking comment would have you rattled into a novella-writing pique, Bambs!