I rather generouslyvoffered to buy Stan a beer..... he declined ... something about having to dust his keyboard![]()
See you two will just end up best mates.
I rather generouslyvoffered to buy Stan a beer..... he declined ... something about having to dust his keyboard![]()
Stick around. Fosse will probably make threats about my missus again. It’s how the dull...old...stud...rolls.

Why would I want to hang out with a 60 year old accountant who has a dildo fetish and unhealthy interest in strangers’ penises?I rather generouslyvoffered to buy Stan a beer..... he declined ... something about having to dust his keyboard![]()
Why would I want to hang out with a 60 year old accountant who has a dildo fetish and unhealthy interest in strangers’ penises?

Why would I want to hang out with a 60 year old accountant who has a dildo fetish and unhealthy interest in strangers’ penises?
You’re old enough to be her dad. You probably need to take a pill to have a ****.There was no threat to your missus ... merely a chance to relieve her boredom (if she exits)![]()
Maybe you need your tax returns doing and you have a boil on your bellend that needs a specialist opinion?

I can believe he’s a specialist in bellends. He certainly spends a lot of time fantasising about them. He’s a creepy old freako.Maybe you need your tax returns doing and you have a boil on your bellend that needs a specialist opinion?
You’re old enough to be her dad. You probably need to take a pill to have a ****.

Closer ... not the boil![]()
I can believe he’s a specialist in bellends. He certainly spends a lot of time fantasising about them. He’s a creepy old freako.
says the bell end fixated with my every post ... way to go He Man 
Was her mum a looker? ... if so, I might well be ... but I never did average![]()
I can believe he’s a specialist in bellends. He certainly spends a lot of time fantasising about them. He’s a creepy old freako.
Don’t tell me you work for HMRC you absolute parasite? @brb delete this person from the world please.

Why would I want to hang out with a 60 year old accountant who has a dildo fetish and unhealthy interest in strangers’ penises?
No mate .... I'm more Robin Hood than the Sherrif of Nottingham ...![]()

You take a bottle of wine to bed.Was her mum a looker? ... if so, I might well be ... but I never did average![]()