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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    See you two will just end up best mates.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    There was no threat to your missus ... merely a chance to relieve her boredom (if she exits) <laugh>
     
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  3. Stan

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    Why would I want to hang out with a 60 year old accountant who has a dildo fetish and unhealthy interest in strangers’ penises?
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not an accountant ... fail ... although you would fit anybody's dildo fetish tbf <cheers>
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Maybe you need your tax returns doing and you have a boil on your bellend that needs a specialist opinion?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 3, 2019
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  7. Stan

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    You’re old enough to be her dad. You probably need to take a pill to have a ****.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Closer ... not the boil <laugh>
     
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  9. Stan

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    I can believe he’s a specialist in bellends. He certainly spends a lot of time fantasising about them. He’s a creepy old freako.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Was her mum a looker? ... if so, I might well be ... but I never did average <cheers>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t tell me you work for HMRC you absolute parasite? @brb delete this person from the world please.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> says the bell end fixated with my every post ... way to go He Man <cheers>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Straightener
     
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    No mate .... I'm more Robin Hood than the Sheriff of Nottingham ...<laugh>
     
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    @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You wear tights?
     
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    I'd have a drink with Quents, to be fair to him ... reckon he would be a laugh <ok>
     
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    If you ask nicely <ok>
     
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  20. Stan

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    You take a bottle of wine to bed.

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